This club is so offensive!

Winter0fDiscontent: tell your silly idea to Snowhite, Cinderella, Sleeping beauty, Beauty, Mulan and all the chicks that say true love exists, you ass.
The little mermaid found it, and I see they do in every soap opera I watch, and I watch many!
"When Harry met sally", pretty woman, S@x and the city, they all found it!!!! DO you need more examples?????

Under No Illusions: Ah fiction! You do have a point there, I guess. My favorite fiction book is still the Bible, though. But it doesn't have a happy ending. The world ends...

Winter0fDiscontent: what do you mean it hanst got a happy ending? He died to save us! (save us from what btw?)
So we are safe and sound thanks to him.! Thats a happy ending to me.

ZombieNation: ...and Romeo and Juliet!! O no I take that back...they died

Under No Illusions: Woohoo! We're safe!!


til 2012. Then we die.

Under No Illusions: lmao Zombie!!!!

ZombieNation: ..but I hear that Snow White really liked it up her 'wrong hole' lol

ZombieNation:

Winter0fDiscontent: Mm Don Quixote and Dulcinea? NO, that was kind of imaginary.
Poe and all her maidens? Nope he either killed them all or they were already dead.
Dante and Beatriz? Well she was dead and he had to die to get to her, does it count?
How about celebrities? (I dont watch E!)
Oh I know! lorena and John... Bobbit....

ZombieNation: Yep Bobbit became a famous p0rn star...success!!

gigilf: she had 7 little men taking care of her!!!!!!! they were so small they used all the holes!!!!!! at once!!!!!! hahahaha

ZombieNation:

gigilf: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAH OMG THAT'S TO F***ING FINNY!!!!!!!!

Winter0fDiscontent: question is: did this all went on happening after she married the prince? It's a serious accusation you are making here.

gigilf: she was a beach!!!! and loved it lol

ZombieNation:

Winter0fDiscontent: oh that is something awful of you to say, she wasnt disloyal, she was a real princess.
"phuck off U"


ROFL

ZombieNation: Even I had her!! and I'm choosy...think she slipped me a Mickey Finn to have her wicked way!!

gigilf: who me????

Winter0fDiscontent: you, he, she, me too, we all deserve the phuck, ahahahahha

gigilf: hahahaha well yes we do!!!!!

ZombieNation: O then my chances are in!! YAYUUUUS take me all ov ya OOOooooOOOOoooOOO

Winter0fDiscontent: oh noes! I smell a 3some ! Should we invite ?

ZombieNation: The more the merrier

Winter0fDiscontent: well i could also convince my cell mate. She (or he, difficult to tell) likes you bahaha

ZombieNation: Your cell mate has excellent taste then