Did you ever notice that most nudists...

I want to join a nudist colony
Under No Illusions: Are not the kind of people you want to see naked? Why is it always old fat people??
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: My mates missus goes and she is soooo HOT
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: HOT HOT HOT
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Under No Illusions
Under No Illusions: Yeah. She's the reason all the old fat pervs joined lol!!
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: Na I haven't joined yet!!
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Under No Illusions
Under No Illusions: Me either. But I'm not fat!
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Under No Illusions
Under No Illusions: Old and perverted, but not fat lol!
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: Well I weigh 10 stone @ 5' 9" soooo hmmm let me think
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: but its too bloomin cold!! hahaha
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Under No Illusions
Under No Illusions: What the hell is "10 stone" in real measurements??

Just kidding. I used to know the conversion at one point...
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: er errr...don't know?
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Under No Illusions
Under No Illusions: 1 Stone = 14 pounds. So you're rather slender at 140 pounds...
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: Damn they won't let me join then
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Eaton Busche
Eaton Busche: I'm 13 stones...........plus the 2 hangin in the basket betwixt me legs.

Where do I sign up?
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: lol They wouldn't even notice ya at 13 stone There are women with breasts weighing more!!!
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Under No Illusions
Under No Illusions: Yeah they will. That's how they get all the wrinkled old ladies to join!
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Eaton Busche
Eaton Busche: Perhaps the extra 2 danglin in their face would draw a crowd?
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ZombieNation
ZombieNation: These women have lips that dangle more!! hahaha
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Under No Illusions
Under No Illusions: Nothing like a day at the beach dipping teabags lmao!!!
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Eaton Busche
Eaton Busche: Nom, nom, nom @ danglin bologna!
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Same reason fat chicks think leggings look good on them
(Edited by Angry Beaver)
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