Well im dead

JOKING ABOUT SUICIDE AND D3ATH ISNT FUUCKING FUNNY
JikesGhost: I "faked" my death, so to speak.. Before you go on your rants and emo blogs. Its just a parody and a joke that perhaps only close friends and myself know the significance behind. But read my profile and you will clearly see that im sarcastic and cut up alot. But i do not find humor in the real thing, and if anyone ever mentioned hurting themselves to me and i knew they were genuine, id contact proper professionals and 302 their ass. Institutionalized muthafackol!! Then call it a wrap, and feel that i have helped them. So yea bottom line, to joke or lie about suicide is not fuucking funny. Quit attention seeking and seek attention, like medical/professional attention, immediately! Period. Or just grab a blade, and do it already, quit telling people and blogging about it for a week, like Nike says .. Just Do It! Well not really, im being sarcastic and an ass, *disclaimer* Do Not try suicide, it can be hazardous. Id know, take it from a Ghost, so to speak. Living was much better. lol .. Just saying
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JikesGhost
JikesGhost: Okay, now im done.. Rant and Emo blog all you want!!! Bring it on!
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StolenHeart
StolenHeart: lmfao Jike bahahahahahhahahaa, u crac k me up
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JikesGhost
JikesGhost: I try Babydoll .. I try. If i were still alive, i wouldnt have to be funny. Id still have all of that charm and charisma that made me so appealing. But that shit dont fly in the afterlife, we are all equal, just big apparitions of dimmed glowing static type of energetic light. Damm being dead is a bbitch. I have no features, looks, or anything anymore. damm good thing i still have my personality. Other than that, id be dead as a doornail, so to speak
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StolenHeart
StolenHeart: *giggles uncontrollably I soooo needed that, thanx now, as a ghost, u dont need sleep, but as a living person, I do, so on that note goodnight and no haunting my dreams
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MaThinker  (M.T.)
MaThinker (M.T.): Hmmm how do u know all dat about the afterlife and spirit bodies? Mmmm lotsa reading, i guess. But then you are really DEAD ? and talking/typing from beyond the veil ? Shivers ! Ahh but then we were friends when you were alive ! So i dont need ta' worry !
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JikesGhost
JikesGhost: lol.. nope, youre good Mathinker. You are a good person and we are friends, i wouldnt haunt ya.. lol.. But Stolenheart i will haunt her in her dreams tonight .. lol .. But yea the paranormal and stuff like that was always interesting to me, lots of reading, watching shows, learning all i can about that etc. Pretty interesting stuff.
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StolenHeart
StolenHeart: oh wait, cant run from a ghost can I? lol
*refuses to sleep from now on
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JikesGhost
JikesGhost: Well ehh.. You dont have to sleep for me to haunt you, i can do it anytime
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StolenHeart
StolenHeart: ohhh just great now I'm doomed, ok, lets strike a deal, u can haunt me, but you have to be friendly , no scaring, tormenting or playing cruel paranormal tricks
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SLEEPLESSANGEL
SLEEPLESSANGEL: Ghost busters
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