Your best moment with Horus.

HorusGrim is Brilliant
SlightlyObscure: Pterodactyl Porn.
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twinklebee
twinklebee: slightlyobscure: Club: HorusGrim is Brilliant
twinklebee: its allf ucked up really
Grems: It's okay. Everything is just f%&@&w up really.
SolaceforScylla: true.
HorusGrim: Oh my goodness, Slight.
slightlyobscure: buahahaha
HorusGrim: <3 Super love.
slightlyobscure: you're under pets and animals
slightlyobscure:
HorusGrim: Hahahahahahaha.
HorusGrim: You're fyxy#%@ hilarious.
slightlyobscure: hahaha
twinklebee: omg i love pets and animals!
slightlyobscure: you should join
slightlyobscure:
twinklebee: i did
HorusGrim: I'd join too, but I'd feel that was pretty damn narcisistic.
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HorusGrim
HorusGrim: I'd share my best moment with myself, but that's kind of private; you pervs!
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SlightlyObscure
SlightlyObscure: slightlyobscure: you get an awesoem mesage?
HorusGrim: Huh?
HorusGrim: Hahahahahahahaha
slightlyobscure: from someone
HorusGrim: I totally did.
slightlyobscure: other than me?
HorusGrim: And didn't see what you wrote.
HorusGrim: Until now.
slightlyobscure: what did it say?
HorusGrim: she says "i need a master"
slightlyobscure: lollll
slightlyobscure: what did you say?
HorusGrim: and I told her i wasn't looking for that - was just talking to friends. hahaha
HorusGrim: you set her up for a wicked shut down!
slightlyobscure: damn
HorusGrim:
slightlyobscure: you should have played along
slightlyobscure: next time
slightlyobscure: be lik eok!
slightlyobscure: and whip them or something
HorusGrim: HAHAHAHAHa.
HorusGrim: Alright, we'll see.
slightlyobscure: lol
slightlyobscure: we'll see?
slightlyobscure: you're so not drunk enough
HorusGrim: That's true.
HorusGrim: Let's open this drink,
slightlyobscure: lol
slightlyobscure: do it
HorusGrim: Done.
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SlightlyObscure
SlightlyObscure: HorusGrim: Wait a second...
HorusGrim: Lowgan... This isn't the first time we've had a conversation of this nature.
HorusGrim: I know what you're into.
HorusGrim: Out of respect for the private message, I won't go into detail about how you wanted to please my dick.
slightlyobscure: Ooo
slightlyobscure: sexy time eh?
HorusGrim: But the death threats take this facade too far!
HorusGrim: That's right.




HorusGrim: lol.
HorusGrim: And I'm not even joking about Lowgan.
slightlyobscure: serisouly?
HorusGrim: I'm 99% sure it was him
slightlyobscure: Lol
HorusGrim: He was all over me. Trying to like... make me do homosexual acts.
slightlyobscure: you tranny
HorusGrim: How am I a tranny?! lol
slightlyobscure: i bet he thinks you are
HorusGrim: It's the hair.
HorusGrim: I get it.
HorusGrim:
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SlightlyObscure
SlightlyObscure:
Me: oh gosh
i've lost my brain

Horus: Wha what?
No wayz.

Me: yess

Horus: It's alright.
You don't really need a brain to live.

Me: but i need one to think

Horus: Nah, remove the brain, and the penis takes over.

Me: i don't have a penis
=[

Horus: Oh.
Um.
Have my brain?

Me:LOL

Horus: I have a penis, so.
That'd work.
hahahaha
=p

Me: i dunno if yours is big enough for the both of us

Horus: My brain or my penis?

Me: your penis brain

Horus: Oh.
I don't even know what to say to that.
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