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Apriltinka: Q. What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
? A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q. What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A. The train & bus schedule.

Q. What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A. A Miracle.

Q. What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
A. A wheelbarrow

Q. Why do Ford call their new Focus and Mondeo the ST170 and ST220 respectively?
A. Ford actually now include a 170 km and 220 km warranty on those models.

Q. What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
A. To buy a car.

Q. What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
A. A rucksack.

Q. How do you make a Ford go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.

Q. What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
A. A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Q. What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
A. Max speed - 60 km/h - Fords do best you can.

Q. Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A. So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.
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