XD hehehe Apriltinka: Q. What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office? ? A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office. Q. What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual? A. The train & bus schedule. Q. What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill? A. A Miracle. Q. What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill? A. A mirage. Q. What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts? A. A wheelbarrow Q. Why do Ford call their new Focus and Mondeo the ST170 and ST220 respectively? A. Ford actually now include a 170 km and 220 km warranty on those models. Q. What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish? A. To buy a car. Q. What do you call a Ford with a seat belt? A. A rucksack. Q. How do you make a Ford go faster downhill? A. Turn off the engine. Q. What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley? A. A shopping trolley is much easier to push. Q. What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads? A. Max speed - 60 km/h - Fords do best you can. Q. Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways? A. So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home. | cars Chat Room Similar Conversations |