Who wants to fight? vampyreSlaveboy: ok you have to wear a frilly dress and high heels...and we get to beat you with shovels until your tampon falls out...hows that sound???  kickassguy: Sorry dude - just not into your thing. But the internet is a big place - you keep posting about shovels and tampons - I'm sure someone will turn up.  Nick1823: go figure, and of course you gotta train in your high heels and red dress on a daily basis so you dont face plant kickassguy: Hey slaveboy - it sounds like Nick gets you and he is into the same thing - well... hopefully dwarves as well now that you threw that out there. When are you two going to meet? Let us know how it turns out - we can lend you shovels.... Nick1823: i was actually tryin to stick up for you kickass wanna be dude, but already then, guess not vampyreSlaveboy: msg to kickassguy -- do you always bring your bf to your fights?? im not being judgmental...its cute...and its always nice to see spouses supporting each other...all the power to ya girlfriend to nick -- do kickassguy's balls taste like sugar?? kickassguy: I gotta be 100% honest here. The ball tasting fetish comes as a bit of a surprise. If you are taking shovel hits off the face all the time - and putting tampons in your mouth so no one hears you scream - I wouldn't think you would have a strong sense of taste left. But I suppose everything would start to taste like sugar after awhile... vampyreSlaveboy: look at you working hard kickass!! you're starting to sweat....i didnt even have to burn you newfags....you walked in the room and tripped into each others dicks. kickassguy: Make sure you clean your keyboard off when you are done posting on this thread - someone else may want to sit down at the computer you are using - it is a library after all. vampyreSlaveboy: nuh uh i'm using the old 486 in your old room...your mom said it would be ok before i gave her that massage i promised her on craigslist kickassguy: I wondered why when I called my mom - she said she was going out to the garden shed - to get a shovel...  Mighty_Thunder_Angel: I'll take you on...BUT we have to wear what Bruce Lee is wearing in his first fight in the beginning of the movie 'Enter the Dragon'. kickassguy: I know the movie but can't remember what he was wearing so I'm afraid to ask - please tell me he wasn't wearing a dress - and carrying a shovel and a pack of tampons. Where do you people come from? vampyreSlaveboy: you can be bruce lee in panties and as per kickass' request a skirt or dress or whatever...i get to be sailor moon after inhaling a bag of meth your move | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
