A true Canadian girl!!!! (Page 2)

Solvento
Solvento: or at the very least what was the curse of the swine upon Adam?
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Big Bopper: God summons Adam and Eve

and says to them, "Hey guys, I've got some more features to divvy up. Who wants extra muscles?"

"I do!" shouts Adam before Eve can say anything.

"OK", says God, "how about extra height?"

"Mine!" Says Adam, "It goes well with my extra muscles."

"And, how about extra body hair?" Asks God.

"Mine!" Says Adam, snatching the hair from God before he can finish his sentence. God and Eve share a look. Adam says, "See ya suckers," as he struts off in his tall, well muscled, hairy body.

"Well," sighs God to Eve, "all I have left is multiple orgasms."

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