Pick up line

XFixYourBrainX: What do polar bears do when they want a fish?



They break the ice and go for a swim.

Cute, simple, and breaks the ice.

Would anybody use this? If so tell me what the other persons reaction was, because I used this and I got a reply, "lol"

jEsUsFrEaK45: i thought that it was this..
"how much does a polar bear weigh" "enough to break the ice hi i am whoever"

XFixYourBrainX: I made up my own version

jEsUsFrEaK45: my brother got taught that at caswell

CandyRivers: that is a lol -

best chat up line,

"does this rag smell of chlorophorm to you?"

XFixYourBrainX: LMFAO terror

lizishere: I'm not sure let me smell lol


but seriously mine line is you ...call a cab your taking me home

blonde goddess: lmfao terror

Topsyturvy: It's easier and more effective to as u pass by a set (2 or more women) turn your head and in a strong voice ask for their opinion on something. Women love giving their opinion. Of course body language is the most important part, if u have this down one can say anything.

lizishere: I'll tell you one that had the opposit effect on me last week.....I had a bouncer show me a pic of his dick on his cell phone....I asked him how long he had been on steriods and walked away....good thing his brains weren't as big as his muscles becaus i don't think he realized i was saying he had a small one lol

Sir_HumpsAlot: Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"