Women Only Understand Drama

Metaverseguy: You hardly ever meet women who are cool, easy-going, flexible, and forgiving. Rather than not you meet all these women who have no lives but try and make a big deal out of nothing to match up all those damn soap operas on day-time television.

They will take the most smallest minor mistake about you, that you can't avoid because you are human and add it on a list and after a month will try and make you look like you just were in a train robbery and killed everyone involved in the heist afterwards only to save your own yellow skin.

It's not one woman that does this either. It's like they team up together and try and ruin men's lives by the dozen, like it was passed on onto their X chromosome. Just those little side comments like eating too much pie, watching too much porn, getting up too late, anything they can use against you.

It's like a tick that just keeps sucking your blood until that thing is the size of a golfball. But they need it to survive.

lori100: uh oh....we've been found out....

Eagster: Tell me about it.

Laceysworld: Why don't you be gay just like the fagmaster Eagster?
You to can chase butterflies in the wind together farting, whining when you are sick, and talking about how you are mad because one guy hit a rubber thing with a stick which got in a bunch of rope.

Metaverseguy: Hit a rubber thing with a stick that got into a bunch of rope? That could be like 50 sports which all pay their top players million dollar salaries. Average salary for a nurse is like 20K and they save people's lives. Btw, did I prove my point? 4th post in and someone is already trying to start drama.

Laceysworld: Your topic is drama. lol. It's completely sexist. You are associating a woman with genetic defects of destroying mens' lives.

I got a boyfriend and if anyone asks him he'll say his life is "Better" with me.........well, he better say that or I'll destroy him!(haha, just kidding)

Anyway, there are plenty of normal woman out there. It all depends on your approach to woman for which type of woman you get.

Eagster: Such profound maturity from a 30 year old. Not to mention the blatant homophobic comments.

Aura: The cool, easy-going, flexible, and forgiving woman actually have their pick of the pack and are not likely to be on the market for very long. If you are having trouble attracting them, you might want to work on your own qualities, first and foremost among them, stop dismissing things that bother them as minor. It's much easier to be forgiving of your partner if he recognizes something irks you.

calybonos: Where is this womans market?

And are we allowed to squeeze the melons?

Aura: lol, Oh in a bunch of places...tinder, ok cupid, any singles bar...
Squeezing melons isn't likely to make you a preferred customer though.

calybonos: I never heard of any of those places.
Are they like those buy in bulk stores, like Sam's Club?

I like women, it's just that I don't want to bring home a bunch, only for them to go bad and get all spotty on me like that bushel of bananas I bought last week.

Aura:

calybonos: uh oh. ....I recognize those symptoms.

Manic laughter, uncontrollable rolling on the floor.

It's Banana fever! Get outa my shopping cart!

Metaverseguy: Women are ok with one thing one day and then it is forbidden the next. Cosmopolitan magazine has them change moods faster than a mood ring.

lori100: It's secretly all the perfume samples in Cosmo causing the mood swings......put there by the illum to create chaos around the world...but you never heard it from me.....

Laceysworld: Not all, just some that you notice, Mr. Fortran.

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Laceysworld: Yeah.....pretty sure you are the problem. Not the entire world of females.

Metaverseguy: I'm not even in a relationship at the moment. I'm just pointing out some common things women complain about. Yea men aren't perfect either.

SWlNE: You attract what you give out and what you accept. If you have an immature dramatic woman in your life, then either you cut her out your life or be stricter with her, her behaviour will improve. Also, some/most women (you'll have to know your partner or read the signs) start big dramas out of minor things simply to initiate angry/makeup sex.

prettymovingcolors92: It just seems like you are hanging out with the wrong type of girls then.

Metaverseguy: I read an article this evening. It talks about how Internet dating has changed relationships altogether, by making an easy transition into and out of relationships. Experts say it will increase the divorce rate and make it more acceptable for people to have more relationships before marriage. This is boring though. The author was like a 43 year old woman, who didnt even like dating sites because every guy would lie to her just to get laid. Seriously, if you're a guy and you just want sex I feel like you shouldn't even date women. Like at all. Just move to Vegas and sleep with hookers or become a pornstar for like six months to get it out of your system. It's better than wasting money on dinner with women who think they are losers.

Laceysworld: Quit your whining if your lonely and do something productive about it.