Best Pickup Line (Page 6)

LoisS: I may look like a potato now, but one day I will turn into fries and you will want me then...

JamJam92: Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

LoisS: The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you..

JamJam92: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos it looks it.

LoisS: You dont like me but your boyfriend does....

The giant midget: LoisLane I definitely would not want her boyfriend to like me

Motati: Hahahahahahahahaha!

LoisS: @ Giant, well you dont really know until we see what he looks like

The giant midget: I don't think so

LoisS: lolol

LoisS: *Baby, youre sweeter then a candy apple...

LoisS: I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.....

Motati: hahahahahahahahaha!

LoisS: That skeleton over there said they’d get your number for me but they didn’t have the guts, so here I am.

LoisS: I promise to be deadicated to you....

LoisS: Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're gonna like it...

HeviGee: Hi Lois, Can I buy you an island?

HeviGee: Lois, have you considered how to tell your SO you've met someone else?

HeviGee: Lois, single men are the collection of men no other women want, don't even look there. stick with us cool married guys.

LoisS:

LoisS: Its the car, isnt it...

HeviGee: close. It's your equipment.

The giant midget: What equipment can possibly in that car ?
If it was a van or truck maybe
Loislane what have you been hiding from us?

HeviGee: who said anything about car equipment?

Motati: hahahahahhahahaha! Eish!

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