How to improve misery?

Call me Baz: 1. remain in your bed
2. fluctuate your sleep pattern
3. never step away from the screen
4. feed your negativeness from the screen in front of you
5. set up impossible life goals
6. make sure to minimize human contact

Angry Beaver: 7. Drink heaps of beer!

Fog Swept Glade: 2 isn‘t going down without good reason.

Angry Beaver: Find company, cos misery loves company