Are vegetarians plant killers?? (Page 2)

KrAsH: We use a patented process to convert a wide variety of animals into a wide variety of Megetables. We use kittens, dogs, zebra, elephant, kangaroo, quail, gazelle, elk, horse, cow, duck, raccoon and many, many more.

How do we do it?

Well, it takes a big factory and a ton of chemicals and machinery, but the most important ingredient is animals. We use tons of animals of all sorts to produce Megetables. After the “initial preparation phase”, we put the animals in the Megetablizer and let the machinery and chemicals do their work. After several hours of automated processing and a smell that is best described as “interesting”, out pop the Megetables according to the settings for what we were processing that day. For instance, on a given day we might be producing Mockoli, our faux broccoli product. Mockoli is produced from whole pork products (pigs). So a truckload of hogs are dumped into the input chute of the Megetablizer, then they move through the various stages of preparation for less aliveness, taste, texture, color, crispness and finally, packaging.

MEGETABLES! *100 percent real meat vegetables*

Now thats corny

Or is it a canary

hellbhoy: Doesn't matter what you eat ! it has to die so the living keep living.
I can't remember the last time a vegetable shouted "please don't kill me" before the life support was cut off har har.

IntelliGentleman: This is why i'm a Vagitarian

NightElf: I'm a cereal killer.

LiptonCambell: Lol its about balance. Refusing to eat veggies ain't healthy without supplements. Refusing to eat meat ain't healthy without supplements. As always in life, its about moderation.

StuckInTheSixties: But what about the ETHICS? What about the ETHICS?

LiptonCambell: The Ethics of eating plants? I certainly accept its morally superior to eat plants over animals, but we exist to consume- you've got to accept that, or choose death.

Is it ethical to kill microbes?

Karma: Better to kill your-crobes than microbes.

StuckInTheSixties: I'm disturbed by the use of vaccines. They seem cruel to me. After all, what's a virus ever done to anyone? Doctors with their vaccines are just big bullies!

And don't get me started on antibiotics! I don't tolerate anti-Semitism, either!

PureSilver67: Meat and Vegies for dinner and Fruit for dessert - Yummo!

While I disagree that animals and plants are ONLY here for us humans to consume - this thread is hillarious. I do eat meat - humanely raised and killed. Hmm as for feeling plants - it sure hurts when you get stung by stinging nettle, although it's supposed to be great as tea!

LiptonCambell: We have nerve endings silver

PureSilver67: PURESILVER: [Meat and Vegies for dinner and Fruit for dessert - Yummo!

While I disagree that animals and plants are ONLY here for us humans to consume - this thread is hillarious. I do eat meat - humanely raised and killed. Hmm as for feeling plants - it sure hurts when you get stung by stinging nettle, although it's supposed to be great as tea! ]

LIPTONCAMBELL <We have nerve endings silver>

PURESILVER [Yes, of course we do Lipton. I am very well aware of that. I meant, as for plants having feeling ... and then turned it to a joke that it hurts us. I do not personally believe that plants have feelings. I am very well aware, being an avid gardener of all the plants defense mechanisms that can hurt a human - stinging nettle, thorns, sap etc (sap by irritation or poison).]

Rothh: The simple answer is..... Yes vegetarians are plant killers

StuckInTheSixties: Something should be done about this travesty ...

STOP THE VIOLENCE! STOP THE KILLING!

katy: I love and respect all animal and vegetable life.....especially with a little salt.

Metaverseguy: Vegetarians want to kill plants then we should kill them as well!

StuckInTheSixties: Wow ... that's kind of radical.

CYCLONE_FAN: Haha my food poops on vegetarians food!

ColonelKusanagi: tomatoes are carnivorous, therefore tomatoes are not vegetarian

lettuce isn't food, that's what food eats

and also a major discovery on the meatatarian front, a pineapple ring replacement has been found: white castle chicken rings, now in luxurious ranch and badass buffalo

HardcoreHerbivore: The way that I think of it,is many animals raise and nurture their young and will protect them with their lives
.Just because they don`t masturbate to porn and destroy the environment doesn`t make them inferior. : {

Someone once said to me;you know if there was a plane crash and we were stranded,you vegetarians are the first people that we would eat.It`s not easy being tasty.
Sanguinary carnivores.Ha ha

Ninja Lucid: I am damned proud to be a plant killer then...meat is yucky

KrAsH15: Two vegan chic's stopped by a produce stand and inquired about the price of zucchinis.
"40 cents apiece or 3 for a dollar," said the farmer.
The first vegan chic looked at the other questioningly.
"Well, we can always eat one," said her friend.

DiIIy: All life forms are precious, we should respect it, then eat it

Kaotic_J: A young vegan couple decided to spice up their life so they bought "The Joy of Sex." A friend later asked them if the book had helped. Disgusted, the lady replied, "We didn't know what we were getting into. That book goes against everything we believe." The friend, a bit surprised, asked them if they were against free sexual expression. "No," said the man, "but you wouldn't believe what they want us to put in our mouths!"

DiIIy: Bahahahahaaa I dont recall a food section in that book