Any Vegetarians Here?

Metaverseguy: I was recently tweeted a link that unfortunately bursted my bubble about vegetarianism. Apparently, you can be healthy and vegetarian. You can be muscular and vegetarian and you can live long and be vegetarian.

I was thinking I could perhaps give it a try. My problem is that like everyone I'm afraid of change. I don't want to be that guy who thinks he's superior and holier than thou and lectures everyone on their evils on eating meat. I'm afraid if I turn vegetarian I'll immediately want to have gay sex and want other dudes to jizz on my face and rim my anus.

Any advice for overcoming the first hurdle?

diolover71: You inferior sanguinary carnivore.Eating meat is evil.It is unnatural,unhealthy and immoral.It is ok to be bi-curious,but eating meat is for scavengers. Please do us all a favor;if you are going to have gay sex. make sure you shave your arse !!!!

It is easy.First stop eating red meat and processed meat.Do that for weeks or months;until you feel ready to give up eating poultry.Then when you feel ready stop eating fish.

You want some inspiration?Watch some PETA videos and see how animals are tortured.

There are lots of alternatives like veggie burgers,mock chicken nuggets and more.

Metaverseguy: I had a couple vegetarian meals. It's actually about as simple as eating a can of refried beans or cooking up tofu. As far as the other comment, I'm not sure why exactly I said it. How the hell I got there from vegetarian food is beyond me.

Metaverseguy: And I thought other people were too open about things. dang.

Metaverseguy: I'm not bicurious, but what I'm saying is that vegatarians are the most liberal, pansiest, most sensitive people on the planet so naturally they are always assumed to be gay. Sure there are masculine gays that don't fit these stereotypes, but typically people think of feminine superficial fairies when they think of gay people. So if I turned vegetarian even MORE people would think that I'm gay than the large population of them that do now.

diolover71: .
Honestly dude;it`s ok.I won`t judge you.Too funny!I was just joking about the bicurious.I love that word and will pounce on any opportunity to use it.ha ha ha.Just like you would pounce on some dude in the prison showers if he dropped the soap.Sorry I couldn`t resist that one either.

I used to be a serious "macho man",I mean people couldn`t even look at me wrong or it was on.ha ha ha Funny kind of;but also kind of pathetic,ouch! I still know how to swing a sack of door-knobs and I am still a time travelling,mother foot massaging fung fu genius;but I am now practicing the non-violence.

I think that you are saying that most herbivores grew up in a bubble and were never thrust out into the big bad world?You may have a point .

Cherokee 26: If you vegetarians care about animals so much...then why are you eating all of their food? lol

Winter0fDiscontent: It is of vital importance that at least a 50% of your diet is based on raw fruits and veggies, like our ancestors did. Why? Check the Documentary "Food matters", one of the best I've seen.

Kitty B: "If you vegetarians care about animals so much...then why are you eating all of their food? lol "

Seriously? That joke is about as old as a sauropod.

ghostgeek: Your old compardre Ghostgeek has been a veggie longer than you've been sucking in air C++, so watch who you call sensitive.

Metaverseguy: When the tofu, beans, and asparagus run out we will see who the true vegetarian is.

ghostgeek: There'll be no danger of that happening if all you meat eaters get stuck in and eat all the cows.