Food or sex? (Page 4) jims33123: George Costanza had both, a sandwich and sex at the sametime, but his Girlfriend was sure pissed when she found out.  iqoverlord: Food or Sex? It depends on who is cooking in the kitchen or the bedroom...... I have had a life time's worth of both. Some good some bad, but then there was the unbelievably great, fantastic, ground breaking, earth shaking, religiously revealing, just can't wait to tell the whole world experience. Unfortunately once you have eaten or indulged in the best of both worlds you find yourself deprived and wanting. I am grateful memories of those experiences have not faded, for they are the ones that make me smile for no reason or cause the hairs on the back of my neck to stand up. My spouse( may her soul be a peace) could never understand why for the longest time why I said "It was good" or the phrase "I have no complaint" when she asked how it was. One day she forced me to explain as a result I had to take her out for a romantic dinner and a night in a nice hotel away from the kids. The restaurant was nice but only a 4-star (It was the best I could afford at the time). As we enjoyed our dinner she was making noises as if we were already under the sheets in the hotel. After dinner we went for drinks then a nice slow walk to the hotel. I ran her a nice bubble bath and followed it with a full body massage with essential oils. A few hours later and a few minor complaints from the neighbors, my wife fell in love with me all over again. From that night till the day she passed I had to here those two phrases from her "it was good" and " I have no complaints". So if you learned anything from this it should be whether its food or sex it will always depend on who is doing the cooking. (Edited by iqoverlord) | Food Chat Room Similar Conversations |
