The longest sentence ever written

Befuddled2u
Befuddled2u: hey guys let's try to make the longest sentence - grammatically correct that is- ever!

Rules
1. must preface ur sentence with a punctuation of some kind unless whatever ur adding flows smoothly
2. cannot use "and" as the sole connector for more than 3 continuous posts
3. sentences must make logical sense
4. cannot post again until someone else has posted
5. have fun!

I'll start!

Over the bridge and through the woods ....
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Aryaa
Aryaa: Once upon a time, there was a little boy who lived in the small cottage near the stream in the far off land where the mysterious pygmy people lived in small groups and spoke ancient language which no one understood.
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Aryaa
Aryaa: I am sorry....I think...I made a mistake in understanding ....

Do I have to continue with your sentence ?
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Befuddled2u
Befuddled2u: Nothing to see here. Post deleted by user.
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Befuddled2u
Befuddled2u: Yes, but no worries, I'll just add on to yours

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who lived in the small cottage near the stream in the far off land where the mysterious pygmy people lived in small groups and spoke ancient language which no one understood, except for a small faction of tribal Indians miles away, however it was doubtful whether the tribe still existed.....
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SWlNE
SWlNE:

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who lived in the small cottage near the stream in the far off land where the mysterious pygmy people lived in small groups and spoke ancient language which no one understood, except for a small faction of tribal Indians miles away, however it was doubtful whether the tribe still existed in modern times as logging companies were seen encroaching on the surrounding lands about 5 miles away from the pygmy tribe but perhaps there is still hope as the government looks towards new laws
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lummox
lummox: about deforestation by greedy corporations led by sociopaths who think power born of wealth is an acceptable substitute for strength of character
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Lilith___
Lilith___: and virtues such as Wisdom/Knowlege, Courage, Humanity, Justice, Temperance, Transcendence, which, by the way, act as buffers against mental deficiency - illness that is seen as an insult by the incumbent imbeciles
(Edited by Lilith___)
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lummox
lummox: who wonder why they feel hollow inside, but still shun the vulnerability of loving
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Lilith___
Lilith___: locking themselfes in the coffin of their selfishness - a pathological personality trait, that disappears only in the graveyard
(Edited by Lilith___)
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lummox
lummox: where the motto 'greed is good' is writ large on grandiose edifices that they paid for themselves
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Lilith___
Lilith___: in advance, but this will not make their names immortal, because under the most beautiful tail of the peacock lies the most common chicken ass
(Edited by Lilith___)
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lummox
lummox: that's pouting for a selfie, before issuing forth more fodder for fanatic followers of fatuous fakery...
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Lilith___
Lilith___: who can't do loose motion in slow motion
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lummox
lummox: and are left with a huge backlog, that can't be worked out with police batons
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Lilith___
Lilith___: even if the Earth stopped turning
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lummox
lummox: and sense became common
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Lilith___
Lilith___: because the mystery of our existence will remain unrevealed
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lummox
lummox: and all we really have is our memories, make them happy ones...
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Lilith___
Lilith___: that usually start with "there were or there weren't in the oldest of days
and ages and times one man and one woman
(Edited by Lilith___)
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lummox
lummox: or just perhaps a single amoeba-like critter, in an underwater garden of Eden...
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lummox
lummox: and one begat two, two begat four,
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Lilith___
Lilith___: which meant that the harvest is plentiful but the workers are few
(Edited by Lilith___)
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lummox
lummox: and my cup runneth over, making cricket uncomfortable
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Lilith___
Lilith___: although being a "twelfth man” and acting as a substitute fielder is a blessing in disguise
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lummox
lummox: but not without it's catches
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