Last person to post, wins! (Page 655)

lummox: Yeah, the farce is strong in her 😉

kingdafella: now you're gonna get it from me Lummy 😂😂😂😂
*** chases Lummy around wire-room with a water gun

lummox: [segwaying around room] , "try not to get any in my whisky" 😉

Wonderbunny: Keep your whisky safe by getting it down your neck. You'll spill it dashing about like that.

kingdafella: Can you just hold him down Bunny while I reload my water gun.

Wonderbunny: Is it a big one?

kingdafella: This IS an elephant trunk Bunny disguised as a water gun, am ma trying to find a closest pond for this big fella to suck in all the water.. dont tell Lummox this...

Wonderbunny: What did you do with the rest of the elephant?

kingdafella: Its behind this curtain behind me... sshhhh dont make any bunny movement it'll freak out. And letting that pet mouse outta your pocket is not a good idea Bunny.

Wonderbunny: Well lummox has wisely run away.

kingdafella: No worries my 2 wire-hunting dogs had a smell of his jogging shoes.They'll be on his track even before I finish posting this. Eerr a word of advise to you Lummy, them 2 hounds can out sprint your segway.

lummox: 🏍️ 💨 "Catch me if you can"

Wonderbunny: It's only water lummox.

lummox: As the great W.C.Fields once said "Never drink water, fishes f*** in it" 🍸

Wonderbunny: So that's where the saying came from.

Lilith___: If only there was a way to escape this reality, if only there was a way to erase all this formality, if only there was a way to figure out your mentality, if only there was a way to rid all the theatricality,if only...however sadly all we think of is practicality, so we will never reach any finality.
/Dalal Gabara/

lummox: Why not try a cupoftea ?

Wonderbunny: Is that different from a cup of tea?

kingdafella: By George! Isnt that The Mad Hatter beside you Bunny? Having tea? And Lummy can you quit playing around with them card soldiers before she utters Off With Heads!

Wonderbunny: I'm not the Queen of Hearts.

Lilith___: I wonder if a queen would ever change her gender to become a king and vv.

Wonderbunny: It would make history.

lummox: or herstory 😉

lummox: I've just seen the biggest of spiders in my bedroom, when it first appeared from behind my wardrobe i thought it was a mouse !, lol 😬

kingdafella: And the spider ate the mouse?