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lummox: I ain't kidding, it's the biggest i've seen that wasn't behind glass. Not used to it in the uk, legspan approaching the size of a saucer 🕷️

Wonderbunny: Spiders are our friends.

lummox: True, i'm hoping this one will help me move some furniture 😉

Wonderbunny: Motivationally or actually?

lummox: I got her to take the heavy end 😁

Wonderbunny: Pick this book up off the floor...

kingdafella: c'mere spidey spidey...c'mere spidey spidey spidey (one hand holding out a dead butterfly, nope I did not kill it for bait for petes sake, while holding a big-mother-of-all fly swat on the other hand)

lummox: You're out of luck, she's allergic to dairy 😉

kingdafella: how about cynide laced tuna sandwich?

lummox: Nah, just had 'Pigs in blood' 😉

Heard a great line in a program about a nightclub in Portsmouth (uk) ~ "The place is always filled to bursting with seamen from all round the world"

Wonderbunny: I bet they said it like that on purpose. Which channel was it on?

kingdafella: I have heard ""bursting to the seams" but bursting with "seamen" .... heh heh thats cute

lummox: (37 dmax)

I had heard that in the navy they all pull together 😉

kingdafella: Whats "37 dmax" Lummy

lummox: it's a tv travel channel, i was answering Ms Bunny ☺️
In the merchant navy you can get a 'certificate of continuous discharge' 😉

Wonderbunny: All honour to the top ranking sailor.

lummox: and Roger the cabin boy.

Wonderbunny: Is this by any chance the good ship Venus?

kingdafella: Aye aye Captain

lummox: How on earth does someone end up with the surname Pugwash 🤔

kingdafella: beats me..

Wonderbunny: Perhaps it's only possible if you're fictional.

lummox: Guess i'll just have to file it alongside Ramsbottom, and Bumgardener 😕

Wonderbunny: Now I know Ramsbottom is a real surname. But Bumgardener? I think you made that one up.

lummox: Nope, there was an Assistant Chief of Protocol in the White House with the glorious name of 'Randy Bumgardener' , i kid ye not 😇