Last person to post, wins! (Page 696)

Smitten_Kitten_: i see you in there often. i don't know why we didn't either.

Wonderbunny: We must.

Smitten_Kitten_: Yes we must!

Wonderbunny: When?

kefferjody1: Hi add me

Smitten_Kitten_: Sometime this week if you want.

Wonderbunny: ok

kingdafella: How come I don't get invited too?

Smitten_Kitten_: Invited to what

kingdafella: You didnt see Bunnys invitation to tonites raid on Elmer Fudd carrot patch? and the one she invited last will have to act as a decoy by wearing a bunny suit when he draws out his double barrel shotgun.

Wonderbunny: Wild imagination kingda.

kingdafella: My wife complained I hopped in my sleep

Wonderbunny: Where did you hop to?

kingdafella: most of the time to the kitchen to make myself carrot sandwiches

Wonderbunny: Are you part bunny?

kingdafella: I guess it was my previous life... been a bad bad rabbit

Wonderbunny: I expect you were just following your animal instincts.

kingdafella: Boy I wish I could be those K9 cops dog sniffing those cokes all the time a gets pretty high on the job.

Wonderbunny: Hector the dope sniffing hound
Was the most dogmatic dog in the pound
Now he's the only coyote
Who sniffs real peyote
Hector the dope sniffing hound

kingdafella: Is Hector retired now or at the dogs rehabilitation center for being a junkie mutt?

Smitten_Kitten_: He’s retired. He sometimes still does peyote.

Wonderbunny: Is there a pension scheme?

kingdafella: Will the pension scheme be able to support his peyote habits?

Wonderbunny: How much does it cost these days?

kingdafella: Depending if its Mexican peyote it will be cheaper, but if it comes all the way from Peru and its psychedelic effect is out of this world then it will be highly costly.