Curropt a wish

Makala: lol kinda mean but you post your wish, and the next person messes it up and posts their wish such as:
Me: I wish I had a new car
You: Granted, but it has no wheels
your wish here


Ok? ok

I wish I had a new bed

reallygottawii: Granted - But it has an annoying squeak

I wish i was 19 again.

Geoff: Granted, but you are 19 months old not years

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Makala: Granted you play the kazoo

I wish I had a new CD

abstrectchrist: granted, but it's a new Kenny G cd.

I wish I could kill a hwy^#^.

Makala: Granted but she was a close friend of your moms

I wish for a cool smile

reallygottawii: Granted - but only you can see it

I wish for serenity

Babycool: Granted. But your in Afghanistan.


I wish for;
Harmony.

cool-beanz: granted

but u are alone in your harmony


* i wish i could alters the thoughts of others*

Geoff: Granted, but you can only do it with a large hammer

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

cool-beanz: granted - but u are now poor and homeless

i wish * i could transport myself to different times*

Babycool: Granted. but the transition is very painful.

I wish i could fly.

cool-beanz: granted. but u got sucked into the airplane engine and are now mangled and dying.

i wish i had a million dollars

dsrice: granted- but you recieved the money after a lawsuit involving you becoming paralyzed

I wish i could bang jessica alba

Geoff: Granted, but you give her the clap and she kicks your ass.

I wish it would stop raining.

cool-beanz: granted - but the heat gives you heatstroke

i wish i had bigger boobs

Geoff: Granted, but you cause a hazard to low flying aircraft

I wish I had boobs...I want something to play with when I'm bored at work.

Babycool: Granted. But everyone else wants to play with them too! lol.


I wish for immortality.

cool-beanz: granted - u are immortal but look like Al Bundy for eternity.


i wish i had a diff job

Babycool: Granted. You are now employed by the local Zoo. And you have to clean up after the elephants.


I wish i was a vampiress.

dsrice: granted- but soon after you were attacked and killed by a werewolf.

i wish i wasn't so tired from my softball tournament

Babycool: Granted. But now you are a softball.

I wish i was funny.

jim-jim!: you just proved it.. funny wierd!

i wish i had an 11 inch pianist

cool-beanz: granted.
but it cracked but and fell off

i wish i was a mexican

Babycool: Granted. Now u have to give me your Sombrero'


I wish i could sing.

reallygottawii: Granted - But you can only sing achey breaky heart

I wish i was surfing the pipeline (hawaii)