Curropt a wish (Page 3)

Geoff: Granted, but it is all on fire

I wish I had a shotgun to shoot down these damned flying monkeys

Babycool: Granted. But then u proceed to shoot the sh!t out of your house, u wake up the neighbours, they call the cops and u end up in jail. Watching the exact same flying monkeys buzzing around the light, looking down larfing at you. lmao.


I wish I had my firearms liscence.

F.I.G.J.A.M.: granted but you`ve lost your arms



i wish wishes came true

cool-beanz: granted - but only for geoff

i wish i could climb mt.everest

Babycool: Granted. But when u get up there, you have to climb back down.

I wish I was a ninja.

maha64456: Granted... But other ninjas make u promise not 2 practice it ever

I wish I can live underwater

Babycool: Granted. Your an egg. u can b anything u want to be. lol

I wish money grew on trees.

dsrice: granted- but then locusts attack you instead

i wish my friends weren't going off to different colleges than me

Babycool: Granted. And now you are their teacher. lol


I wish weed was a perennial.

maha64456: Granted.. and they only grow in afghanistan ... good luck there

I wish to be a national hero

Qu1ck: Granted. But your nation's dead. *muahaha*

I wish I cracked the lottery jackpot. *_*

cool-beanz: granted - but it all blows away in a windstorm.

i wish i were dr.phil

Babycool: Granted. Now you are bald.

I wish money did grow on trees.

marty087: it does but in the artic


i wish i had 3 wishes

Babycool: Granted. But the Genie ran away with the bottle.


I wish I could cook lasagne.

marty087: granted but all the ingredients are spoiled


i wish i could always have good coffee

Babycool: Granted. But you have to make it yourself. lol.


I wish I could surf.

marty087: granted but you cant leave the Sahara



i wish i could fly

Babycool: Granted. Now you are a kite.

I wish I could sign-language.

marty087: granted but you are a hermit




i wish we didnt need money

Babycool: Granted. Now we barter with rocks.

I wish I lived in a castle.

marty087: granted with dragons all around



i wish i could go to the moon

maha64456: Granted... and you destroy ur ship there .. you stay there forever.. ALONE

I wish aliens come to the earth

F.I.G.J.A.M.: granted but the take you away a use anal probes to see if your cooked yet

i wish i was not at work

maha64456: Granted... an alien ship took you away from work to make same tests on you

I wish I am in a flowers' field