Curropt a wish (Page 5)

calybonos: Granted but it is a world full of your clones,
and each one thinks they are the smartest

I wish I could time travel

Babycool: Granted but you get stuck at Woodstock without a ride. lol
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I wish I could sing.

WabbitStew: granted but you can only sing country and you have to do 2 shows a night (3 on saturdays)


i wish i didn't have to cook dinner

calybonos: Granted,tonights meal will by catered by Jeffery Dahmer

I wish for a new computer

WabbitStew: granted but the keyboard will only let you type "wabbit is awesome" no matter which letters you press

(eewwwww i think i'll cook after all)

i wish my children had a mute button

Babycool: Granted, but they get hold of the remote turn the volume up, and keep pausing you.


I wish I had some new Nike shoes

calybonos: Granted....size 16 triple wide

wish I had a candy bar

newestaddition: Granted, but it's sugar-free

I wish I could fly

Babycool: Granted but you only fly in circles. lol

I wish I had the book of instructions to life.

calybonos: granted but it was written by a dyslexic suicidal chinese guy


I wish I had an apple tree

Babycool: Granted but its a miniature/bonzai apple tree.

I wish I could read dyslexic chinese.

newestaddition: Granted, but now you can't read anything else.

I wish could go clubbing

Sables: granted but it is a golf club

I wish I could fly

WabbitStew: granted but you can never land

i wish i was asleep *yawns*

Sables: granted but you need a handsome prince to wake you


I wish I was in Mexico right now

calybonos: granted,but you are incarcerated at Almoloya de Juárez

I wish I could breathe under water

Sables: granted but you now have fins and no curly tail
I wish there was peace in wireworld

Paro24: Granted -- everyone is dead.

I wish I could teleport.

blonde goddess: granted but it leaves your ears behind.

i wish i could fly

♠_Krash_♠: Granted - But you can only fly backwards

I wish for some vanilla icecream topped with hot choc fudge

Sables: granted but you can only eat it with your toes


I wish someone would do my weeding for me

calybonos: granted,but I get 60% of the profit from all 'weed'sales

I wish boobies were on womens back,
so when you slow danced with them.........well...you know

Sables: granted but you have to tie your hands behind your back

I wish someone would wash my windows

WabbitStew: granted but they'll steal your curtains so everyone can see into your house all the time

i wish i could speed up time

taxilon: Yes .. but so fast you would die in an instant!!

I wish I had wings