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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: eggplant parm sounds like the plan today
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Wild__
Wild__: We should bury everyone face down so that if they do come back as zombies they will dig the wrong way.
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: To the native americans they would remain in limbo in their bodies. corpse reanimation is tricky business.
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Wild__
Wild__: Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver.
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Lilliputia
Lilliputia: I hate to go outside when it's this cold, snowy and wet... then when I get out there... I don't want to come back in... what's wrong with me?
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: i have icicles on my bum
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Wild__
Wild__: Unless life hands you water and sugar...

your lemonade is gonna suck,
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: go suck a lemon!
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: I would gladly suck on a lemon if that lemon comes with some salt and tequila.
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: i wish tequila did more for me than give me heart burn. i must be part mexican and not know it. i stick to whiskey and rum. hell i black out from a couple 4 lokos so my immunity to tequila is just so strange.
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Wild__
Wild__: If I was a mortician I would sew the legs of every corpse together. In the advent of a zombie apocalypse we would all get a good laugh at watching them hop.
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: decomposing flesh doesn't hold thread very well. you could tie them together and it might work if they weren't particularly fat. at that point you'd just be playing with corpses though.
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Lilith___
Lilith___: Does 'exceptional closure' sound better than 'suspended' ?
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Lilith___
Lilith___: When Nature calls me during smoking I have to gallop the latter.
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Lilith___
Lilith___: Club of silent people...?
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lummox
lummox: One swathed in velvet ?
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Lilith___
Lilith___: Are we a full stop of the evolution?
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lummox
lummox: very much doubt it, not with genetic engineers desperately wanting to press the fast forward button 😬
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Plumpcherry
Plumpcherry: Would like some butter cake and tea.
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lummox
lummox: I'll settle for choccy biscuits dunked in coffee
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Nasty  Boy
Nasty Boy: I just got a message from my lord. He says you're all going to heaven
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lummox
lummox: Please make mine a return ticket.
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Wild__
Wild__: God hates us all...
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Nasty  Boy
Nasty Boy: Think I'll take my GPS for a walk.
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Nasty  Boy
Nasty Boy: I have dreams about being dead, where I can float outside my body and meet other astral beings.
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