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LoisS: I think I am a great friend and I have to be with friends who think that also....

No matter who is looking.....

Wild__: If you didn't have any hair you would be bald.

JillianH: Forget the past. It can't touch you anymore. You are safe. Hugs

LoisS: Just because the shoe doesnt fit your foot doesnt mean the shoe doesnt exist...

JillianH: Whatever you are doing, Jesus is with you. Be nice.

LoisS: But dont forget....God Hates Us All!

Blessed Be

LoisS: Guys want you to shave this and wax that yet their buttholes look like a tarantula is trying to crawl out of it.....

JillianH: Guys have a butthole?

LoisS: Lollipops are just swallowing your own flavoured saliva....

dlsmith19666: How many licks does it take? 🤔

JillianH: Bananas are the only fruit we eat rotten...banana bread

LoisS: May you live a thousand years and I a thousand less one day, that I may never know you passed away....

freudianslip69: Strawberries are the only fruit with its seeds on the outside

JillianH: If you eat only rabbit, you will die of starvation.

LoisS: The Loch Ness Monster is actually a whales penis...

JillianH: If you believe you can you will.

LoisS: Youre playing petty checkers, Rookie.

JillianH: Being struck by lightening is more possible than winning the lottery.

LoisS: Here's a metal umbrella....

dlsmith19666: Golf club fore....

LoisS: One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder....

JillianH: Try? There is no try, only do.

LoisS: Shut up....

little_bitty58: Thanks!

JillianH: Every second could be your last. Shine!

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