5 Word Story (Page 254)

lummox: possessions, rather than character traits.

lummox: so much for common sense

Lilith___: with expiration date of rental

lummox: agreements rapidly approaching, he needed

Lilith___: references to get a prescription

lummox: for his much needed embrocation

Lilith___: which he applies with Viagra

(Edited by Lilith___)

lummox: to deal with the stiffness

Lilith___: after puffing all the steam

lummox: off his menthol foot spa

Lilith___: inherited with strings attached that

(Edited by Lilith___)

lummox: animate his toes to dance

Lilith___: turning prosaic utility into divinity

lummox: Suddenly the ominous rumbling stopped

kingdafella: what happen he thought, why

lummox: are my nipples still buzzing

Lilith___: and while he was wondering

lummox: the cloaked figure began chuckling

Lilith___: but the doorbell rang and

lummox: slithering in through the letterbox

Wonderbunny: came the scrawled message: Open

lummox: at your own risk stranger

Wonderbunny: He peered through the letterbox.

lummox: and promptly got squirted with

Wonderbunny: water from a plastic flower

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