5 Word Story (Page 280)

lummox: lacerating the little fellows sack

Wonderbunny: revealing the contents, his new

lummox: Japanese stress relief balls, complete

Wonderbunny: with instruction manual. he had

lummox: hoped to impress his mistress

Wonderbunny: by improving his manual dexterity

lummox: and delighting her with his

kingdafella: Bob The Builder full costume

lummox: and the cleavage it revealed

Wonderbunny: And now his plan was

lummox: to distract people by juggling

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kingdafella: 3 midgets while looking for

lummox: needle and thread to stitch

kingdafella: together body parts dismembered by

lummox: someone who ran with scissors

kingdafella: by the name Edward Scissorshand

lummox: nicknamed 'the raggedy arsed barber'

Lilith___: who had two passions in

lummox: life, hairdressing and pubic topiary

Wonderbunny: He was drawn to the

Lilith___: Cubist concept of heads and

lummox: tails being interchangeable with geometric

Lilith___: composition, disposition, strength and style

kingdafella: but the darkside changed him

lummox: and he used the forceps

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