USE MY LAST WORD (Page 490)

Illinoisan: Work schedules for some are very flexible.

Wonderbunny: Flexible because of decades of yoga classes.

Illinoisan: Classes end next month.

Zman1111: Month after month the bills keep rolling in.

Wonderbunny: In time the seed became an apple tree.

Zman1111: Tree houses were fun when I was a kid.

Wonderbunny: Kid me not, I need straight answers.

Zman1111: Answers to life's questions are in the Bible.

Wonderbunny: Bible studies were compulsiry in my school.

Zman1111: School lunch menus left a lot to be desired

Wonderbunny: Desired objects often disappoint when finally attained.

JillianH: Attained souls will flee, if not caged in flesh.

Wonderbunny: Flesh hurts if you bash it.

Illinoisan: It came as no surprise to Mr. Smith when his duck burnt the casserole.

JillianH: Casserole is a good place to bury your leftovers.

Wonderbunny: Leftovers shouldn't go to waste.

Illinoisan: Waste management around here does a terrible job.

JillianH: Job one is don't eat ALL the cookies.

Wonderbunny: Cookies should be eaten in moderation.

Illinoisan: Moderation is a good rule of thumb for most situations.

Wonderbunny: Situations vacant.

Illinoisan: Vacant lots are waiting for new opportunities.

Wonderbunny: Opportunities often go unnoticed.

JillianH: Unnoticed girls at the dance become wallflowers.

Illinoisan: Wallflowers have less fun and it doesn't seem fair.

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