Continuous word game (Page 8)

Wonderbunny: Trap a spider and put it outdoors.

lummox: Outdoors is much larger than it looks at first

Wonderbunny: First come, first served.

lummox: served my first pint of beer aged eight

Wonderbunny: Eight is 1000 in binary.

lummox: Binary stars give two sunrises

EmArkRose: Sunrises and sunsets - two beautiful scenes.

lummox: Scenes from my nightmares would make Stephen King shiver

lummox:

Wonderbunny: Shiver me timbers.

lummox: Timbers what lumberjacks shout when they're getting wood

Wonderbunny: Wood burns better when it's dry.

lummox: Dry ginger's my fav mixer with whisky.

Wonderbunny: Whisky is best sipped neat.

lummox: Neat mind, cluttered desk

Wonderbunny: Desk jobs can make your muscles lazy.

lummox: Lazy dogs often get jumped

Wonderbunny: Jumped up recruits should know their place.

lummox: Place mats would have been a better choice as souvenirs of the suffragette movement, rather than tea towels

Wonderbunny: (Why?)

Towels are for drying things. What more is there to say on the subject?

lummox: (some ppl objected, claiming tea towels fed into the stereotype of women as subservient, forgetting that some of us men wash up too)

Subject me to tickle torture and i will tell you anything you want to hear

Wonderbunny: Hear what you want to hear. Believe what you want to believe.

lummox: (lady i was helping with welfare rights showed me what her husband gave her for Christmas ~ a gallon container of washing up liquid ~ who sez romance is dead, ha ha 😁)


Believe it or not, elephants can't jump

Wonderbunny: Jump the rope.

lummox: Rope that steer