Say something (anything) to the person before you (Page 11)

kingdafella: Just a sec Corv gotta do the same thingy on the Col...the girlz are killing the boyz in that thread BTW need your help there man.

Wild__: What time is it in your time zone?

shade_: it's beer o clock mah faq....

kingdafella: Heyya guys its 10:30 am my time overhere. Hey guys Shadrock & Wildmann..need your help please please - go to Boyz Vs Galz and give some points for the Boyz will you? I am taking a beating from the girls..need your help please...SOS (the rule of the game is each time your turns you add 2 points)

drywitty: You do realize you won't win that game, don't you?

Corwin: Dafella is a sucker for punishment.

drywitty: Are you spending time with your sweetheart? (and I don't mean Henry or dafella)

Corwin: Deb's at work. But I suppose when she gets home I can at least acknowledge her existence.

drywitty: oh, well... at least. Sounds like you're looking to get intimate with celibacy.

kingdafella: hey DRYWIT how about eating your words...take a look at Boyz Vs Galz..ha ha we won we won we won yeeeeeha

Corwin: Careful there Dafella.... if you get her riled up she's liable to make a change-purse out of your nut-sack.

kingdafella: ha ha funny one Corv...okay enough for me to gloat about in this forum for a couple of days...actually the Col saw our moves..she tried to fends off me & Plasticbagboy's attack but our "shock & awe" tactic was too much for her.

drywitty: How did Cor know I actually have the knowledge and means to make that little change purse?

Corwin: The only problem with those is that you can't keep as much change in them when it gets cold.

drywitty: LOL

kingdafella: Now you ARE scary Dry..change-purse made out of nut-sack? that's worse than being tied to the rack and have pinecones thrown at...

drywitty: Thank Cor for the idea... or was it a request on his part? Not sure.

kingdafella: I guess you have the knowledge to make tennis balls out of nut-sack as well?

drywitty: Sounds like another request.

kingdafella: These nut-sack tennis balls... if the hairs were not removed would it somehow creates resistance and drag aerodynamic affect on the object...and in a cold day would it effect the bounces on the clay court better then the grass court probably you may have done a study on hairless nut-sack tennis balls whether it would gives a better aerodynamics effects?

Corwin: Just dangle your junk out the car window when you're going down the highway, and you can study these aerodynamic effects firsthand.

kingdafella: That is a good suggestion O'Wise-One-With-Cool-Shade. Can we rope in Henry to volunteer? he looks like he has a good specimen for the test. Now you drive the car & I dangle him out the window. Should we get him to sign an insurance policy first to safeguard his nuts?

drywitty: I thought you were volunteering your own sac.

kingdafella: No I cant the NASA has got mine in their contract for another 2 years testing gravitional effects on nut-sacs in outer space and to find out if they will balances equally once entering the earth atmosphere. We still need to rope in Henry. Can you persuade him?

drywitty: Nah, if I'm going to use rope, I don't want him to enjoy it. Now go change your shirt.