Say something (anything) to the person before you (Page 13)

drywitty: dafella, leave wildmann alone. He can't help being clutsy. Every time he trips, his penis falls in a different woman.

kingdafella: heyya Dry, miss ya miss ya miss ya...mmmmwaahhhh!

drywitty: Hi dafella, it's nice to be missed. Have missed u too. Misbehavin' as always?

kingdafella: Misbehavin? What would you expect from a dude who wears the same Superman T-shirt all the time? Hey missed you at Question,Question,Question...we're rather short of "Questioners"...

drywitty: Change your shirt, man. It's got permanent pit stains.

kingdafella: You've got a Green Lantern T-shirt I could borrow?

drywitty: I saw it at Walmart. $8. And hot stuff Nathan Fillion likes to wear his. I think he might be the voice of the Green Lantern in the animated series. who knows

kingdafella: Turn around Dry

drywitty: I spun around. Did u see me? Have missed ya, dafella.

kingdafella: Wow that was fast Dry..you turned? where's Corv? He's been missing from wire.

drywitty: Might be too late to rescue Cor out of Deb's freezer.

kingdafella: You ladies kept guys body parts in your freezers? Jeez

drywitty: dafella, you're next. I'm sure there's a good spot for you next to Cor.

kingdafella: If you have to "do" me..can you make it painless..make sure the knifes are so sharp to make a clean cut to sever whatever with one stroke?

Mz Demeanor: Painless? What fun would that be? I keep the knives dull and rusty. I'll bring extra duct tape to keep you still and quiet.

drywitty: May I assist?

Mz Demeanor: Yes, of course, you may assist. Always good to have someone to assist... and to enjoy the show.

kingdafella: Hey wont the front row seats get splaterred by the blood spurting like burst hose and the body jurking wildly might just land on the front row seats..will you provide plastics sheets just incase..

drywitty: Just like in Blue Man Group? I have a feeling that Mz B knows what she's doing, so don't worry. Now stop "assisting" and just lie still. This won't hurt a bit. Me. It won't hurt me a bit.

Mz Demeanor: I think dafella is trying to talk his way out of this. *hands drywitty duct tape* You know what needs to be done.

kingdafella: errrr....can you start with Corv first? I've just donated blood...so that won't be much of a blood bath...the crowd might want their money back...

drywitty: shut up. Cor was dealt with already. It's your turn.

Mz Demeanor: Cor's done. Dafella sure is making a lot of excuses. What next?

drywitty: Man, that dafella sure is a whiner, isn't he. I had to double duct tape his yap. Like I told him, you came prepared.

kingdafella: mmmmpmmmfpmmmmfp? Mmmmmmmnntmmmtnnt!! duct taped over mouth.. mmmnnt?