Say something (anything) to the person before you (Page 14)
Mz Demeanor: Yes. *rubs hands together* Let's move slowly with this one once we've got him secured to that chair. That "mmmmmmmm...mm....mmmm..mm" sound is music to my ears.
kingdafella: mmmmmmmffttt? mmmmmfftt!! come on Fella think think! How do you get out of this? Wiggle wiggle wiggle...nah! not working..quick! before that 2 diabolical ladies comes back from their tea break...can hear them giggling...what sinister evil wicked plan they're hatching....wait I got it! Use my ESP power to wake up Corv from his deep sleep in the freezer..ok ok ok concentrate...focus....amplified my mind wave to that freezer and wake up that poor poor dude-with-cool-shades ....
Mz Demeanor: that's right, just keep thinking your ESP power will get Corv to help you. Maybe try clicking your heels together and repeating "there's no place like home". Oh wait...you can't click your heels together because they're taped to different chair legs. Muah ha ha ha
drywitty: oh that guy, he's so silly. I like how he doesn't give up, even when resistance is futile.
Wild__: My second grade text book was titled "Never Give Up" but every valuable lesson has its limitations.
drywitty: Hey, wild, i'd like to introduce you to this really sweet friend of mine. Name's Deb. Just sit here in this chair and she'll be right with you.
Mz Demeanor: That's right. I'm not a dentist. At this point your teeth are the least of your worries. Nothing to fear. Drywit will help you to your seat. I'll be right back. Just relax.
kingdafella: mmmmmnnppt!!, mmmffftffttt!!! focusing amplified mind wave to Wildmann focus focus..do not do not take the seat Wildmann...the 2 ladies as I am fucusing my mind to reach your mind now they are hatching a diabolical plan on you..I am duct taped here in the in the freezer...just next to the chair ...mmmmnffft mnnnnnft!!,
Wild__: You're alone with two beautiful women an duct taped?
Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt a dream come true.
*quietly sees myself to the door*
Mz Demeanor: wildman's a little impatient or becoming very nervous. What do you think? Time to have him join dafella?
Wild__: Two beautiful women with duct tape! Hell yea! I don't even have to stand in line, but only because defella is already bound. Sounds rather wild.
Mz Demeanor: Well now that dafella has finally quietened down (or been put down ), I think it's your turn, wildman. It won't be nearly as wild as your imagination, but it will be over before you know it. Oh Drywit .....I think he's ready for the "fun" to begin. I'll reorganize the freezer so there's more room.
Mz Demeanor: Yes. That's why we're having that little dinner party in a couple days. I sent out the invitations today.
drywitty: No, sweetie, the party favors are already here. You just bring your sweet self, have a seat, relax, close your eyes and let us do the work.
drywitty: Ok, to make sure you stay at that level of comfort and keep you in your seat in case of say, a sudden earthquake, I'll just strap you in. Is that snug enough?
Wild__: Oh that's perfect but do make sure to leave one arm free so I can drink my morning coffee. I become very irate without coffee.
And I don't want any of Mz B's coffee either as I hear that evil genius has been known to slip people decaf when they're not looking.