Problem/Solution (Page 5) oneamazingworld: Maskaphobia sucks - get a gas mask wear it from a few minutes an hour and build up shower head busted - really need a wash  Corwin: Smear peanut butter all over yourself, and have the dog lick you clean. I want one of those flying cars like they have in the movie Blade Runner, but they haven't been invented yet.  ColonelKusanagi: get a trampoline and dream trampolines are awesome and thrilling and can result in similar catastrophic injuries. got a really big poster i was doing for a christmas present and i treated it like homework and now i don't have the time to finish it. :/ dizzyb4u: give it to me I will finish it give me a excuse to get out of here... Mother in law is STILL HERE  : ColonelKusanagi: kill her and blame it on the dog, he's good for it. i drank way too much last night dizzyb4u: I drank too much last night too (birthday) have one of my hangover cures ... dog is too old to kill besides I don´t think he can eat that much.. ColonelKusanagi: read the emotion from their faces, or do as i do and invent your own hilarious dialog, novellas are pretty sweet that way. i keep getting jerked around ColonelKusanagi: set them on fire, no more forest, tada! i'm worried about the new years parties I've been invited to. dizzyb4u: move to hotel enjoy the luxury.. Divorce or murder hubby ? has asked his mother come over again at Easter  jbananaz234: Get that liquid skin in a bottle and spray yourself thoroughly before leaving the house Im in a public restroom where i have successfully evacuated my bowels, and only now do i notice there is nooooo toilet paper....  Geoff: Fashion a makeshift bidet from the washbasin tap and the empty toilet roll tube. I'm down to my last cup of coffee.  jbananaz234: (Bahahaha) Take ashes from your coworkers used cigarettes, soak in water, bring to a rolling boil, then strain through paper towels into your coffee cup, add cream and sugar and coffee!! I have no clean underwear. ColonelKusanagi: add soap to boiling water, immerse panties, wait 4 minutes, remove and blow dry. i'm sicker than a dog Geoff: Drink a glass of vodka or whisky (it'll steralise your mouth and throat not to mention taking your mind off being ill), wrap yourself in blankets (sweating a fever out really does work), soup, and an analgesic (paracetamol/tylenol or ibuprofen - it'll reduce any swelling in tissue that causes aches). Spotify plays too many bloody adverts. ColonelKusanagi: try pandora? hold musicians hostage at whip point and force them to play for you. i've done and am doing all of these things and it's not working at all. so nasty. jbananaz234: Boil a pan of water, insert face for a moment that should take care of all of it There is way too much ice on the ground. Geoff: Boil a pan of water, a large pan, insert Earth into it for a moment, that should take care of all of it. I am sick and tired of it being dark whenever I am not working.  Wild__: Buy one of those super bright LED flashlights and affix it to your head. Not only will you be able to see whatever you look at, but you can also annoy anyone who bugs you simply by looking at them. (And they wont see you smirk) I have neither a pan nor pot big enough for the entire Earth. |