Problem/Solution (Page 6) ColonelKusanagi: build a super ray gun and zap it all away. added bonus: yu can pop people like pimples. haven't slept more than 2 hours in days.  dizzyb4u: Come & stay with me next Christmas with in laws you will sleep Got to paint house but hate painting.... ColonelKusanagi: find a dim whited friend and convince them it's the most fun thing in the world, while you're at it have him do all the house work as well. i can only speak in a falsetto without coughing. dizzyb4u: Lol ..take up opera singing you could earn a fortune with your ailment My son has a new gf & she is sweet but I am a mother shouldn't I hate her?  Geoff: Not if you feel she is worthy of him. Or as worthy as any mother can consider a girl for her son. I don't want to sleep. jbananaz234: Create a new way to send messages, via thought prompters or some kind of thought wave. You could control everything ... hehehe I want to to create easy tasty dog biscuits that instantly train canines, any ideas??? ColonelKusanagi: there are tons of tutorials on pinteresst, make cocaine biscuits and potty train your dog while you're at it. in concerned what would happen if every time i thought of someone they'd get a message about it, terrified really. jbananaz234: (Bahaha) Take mushrooms and go sit on the beach, sip on bleach... you wont be able to think of anyone ever again... My house needs cleaned, and i my imps are on strike. ColonelKusanagi: bust out the bull whip and deny dinner, gets things done my knees are angry, i think another storm is on the way jbananaz234: Start selling umbrellas and rain ponchos, you will make a million bucks! Laundry will not fold and put itself away ColonelKusanagi: practice witchcraft, become a disney princess and enlist the wildlife the possibilities are endless i bought wayyy too much food ColonelKusanagi: come on over, making pork ribs and rice bring a few friends, i cooked mine. i think the cops are catching on to the banquet inventory. ColonelKusanagi: lets go rob a bank, i could use a few bills myself. i can't decide to dress up as pandas or monkeys for the heist. jbananaz234: Grab a random stranger while holding a bunson burner and wearing goggles and ask them which would be better I want toaster struedels but the toaster is on fire (Edited by jbananaz234) ColonelKusanagi: toss the toaster at an enemy, may id burn them horrifically and toast the strudels in the oven. the snow is piling up and my shovel is busted. ColonelKusanagi: can i interest you in a burning toaster? i'm recommending the oven again, broil 5 minutes and they'll never feel anything again. the cat ran threw dog pee and is trying to play with me.  Mz Demeanor: a snow satan?  Find another box or let the bathtub tap drip. That should keep the cat busy for a bit. I don't want anymore of this cold, winter weather. ColonelKusanagi: move to Hawaii. take up hula dancing and contract killing. my wayward heart is gonna burn me to cinder again. Mz Demeanor: Are there heart whisperers? Find one to tame that beast. who should I contact in Hawaii to offer contract killing services? |
