Problem/Solution (Page 7) Geoff: Keep it well away from Duncan and Lori. How can I keep from laughing when I surreptitiously browse 9gag while I am supposed to be working?  ColonelKusanagi: ball gag, you might have some trouble wearing one at work so over that you can wear a shawl. you'll be so fashionable. i got bubble gust  jbananaz234: Im going to go will bubble gut lol a la gas incident... Slice open your abdomen :knife: ( i know how much you enjoy cutting)... allow gas to escape then place a beano tablet inside your stomach and suture up.... I am out of cream ColonelKusanagi: what kind of cream?internal or external? call your minions and demand they bring you cream or you will lash them. my car appears to have been in a snowball fight over night. jbananaz234: Get out your csi kit, dust for fingerprints.... (Snow prints), take pictures of tire tracks, and run on interpol database to try and id the perpetrators....revenge should be swift and strident!!!! Bring the blowtorch... The thermometer is broken it says -35° F dizzyb4u: Is broken put on factor 50 & take in the rays I have a longing for a doughnut.. but sadly the Spanish cannot make the true doughnut: ( jbananaz234: Go to france, get a beignet, a coffee at a cafe, evaluate your life and decide to open up a donut shop in spain, make millions and invite all your wireclub friends to celebrate... The sun has set no rays to be had, now what? jbananaz234: Lol, ck, bahahaha woman you give me the giggles today lol... I think you might want to get gravity boots and hang upside down fir awhile, get in touch with your inner bat... lol, hands ck a cape.. I went on a splurge bought alot of wine, forgot it in my car, they all froze and popped their corks... what do i do??? dizzyb4u: well of course you must drink all of the wine & use the corks for a Australian type hat got vistors round for dinner later but do not feel like cooking (woke up with a cold  )  Mz Demeanor: allow me to give you two solutions: 1) order food from a restaurant and put into your own serving dishes 2) buy a frozen lasagna at the supermarket. Depends on how much you like the visitors or how much you want to impress them. I have work I need to do, but I'd much rather hang out on wire or youtube. Geoff: Do what I do, arrange your desk so no one can see what you are doing. Either that or puke on your boss - that should get you sent home. I work with people who don't listen. Geoff: Get all the alcohol you can lay your hands on and mix it together in a huge bucket. Then add coke. And maybe ice. I have to talk to my colleagues, but they constantly need my help; mostly because they didn't listen to me the first time around. Aura: Throw a dart at a world map and go with the national drink I am going to go to a shoe store this afternoon, but only have the budget for one pair  Geoff: Rob a bank on the way. What if the dart lands in Greece? Would you really expect someone to drink Ouzo?  Wild__: After drinking Ouzo your darts will likely hit your colleagues and then you can listen to them scream in agony rather than ask for your help. My neighbors bitch at me for playing music too loud! Mz Demeanor: Explain that you're doing it for their benefit so that they can enjoy some good music too. My cat will not sit still long enough for me to get a good picture of him. jbananaz234: Go to the hardware store get duct tape, make a small mouse out of duct tape, with the last layer sticky side out, drip bacon grease on it and then set it in front of said cat.... when it gets stuck, you will have your shot I am exhausted, sleep deprived, have only had one cup of coffee and have wayyyy too much to do... Mz Demeanor: lol I knew duct tape would have something to do with keeping the cat still. The only solution I see is cloning yourself into two or more copies. One can sleep. Others can tend to the to do list. It's very cold and windy here and I am going to have to go to the bank. It is a block away and I don't want to go outside. jbananaz234: More duct tape.... since you already have some, create a set of wings for the cat, attach a battery control device and launch flying cat outside to go to the bank for you.... I just ate a delicious large meal, cheeseburger sweet potato fries, yet find myself yearning for something sweet... Aura: make a milkshake, you can't have a good cheesburger without a milkshake. my shopping trip got canceled. Mz Demeanor: Internet shopping is right there at your fingertips. Shoes, dresses, jewellery! Oh My!!! It's so cold outside that I've resorted to wearing hats outside. I hate hats! ColonelKusanagi: set your head on fire with industrial oils to keep it nice and warm. i like fire more than is healthy. |
