Problem/Solution (Page 9) jbananaz234: Old men could very well be my cup of tea, says the old woman... Remember time IS fluid, develope a mechanism to distort reality.. lol I ummm forgot what i want/ need.. (Edited by jbananaz234) jbananaz234: Take rubbing alcohol and heat it in the microwave, add food coloring so you can see where you apply it then paint it on your neck (im thinking purple ) You will feel relaxation soon. I am out of patience...  ColonelKusanagi: print some up and while you're at it print some bills. also kill as many people as possible, it's soothing. i shoveled ad it's all covered again. jbananaz234: Get out your bunson burners and blow torches, using flames to reduce the snowy blanket is soothing.. My son broke my last bottle of whine ColonelKusanagi: get a all his snacks in compost and ferment them to make more. no treats or anything until you've got a fine brew. that'll teach him. i have far too much booze. jbananaz234: Kewl! Sounds fun!!!! Runs outside and burns eyebrows off lol Take 2000 containers of table salt outside... place them in a row then methodically stomp on them to release said salt... Releases pent up aggressions as well as providing traction... I need to sneeze and have no tissues ColonelKusanagi: use an enemy's sweater or toilet paper, you must have toilet paper … no you simply must. fashion it into snot roses when you're done and have some fun. I miss Freddy mercury. jbananaz234: Open one of your bottles of liquor and go on a walgreens run. Buy a ton of makeup, (just this one time) put on a huge amount of eyeliner, tease your hair. Put on spandex and  out...I have to go outside.... (Edited by jbananaz234) ColonelKusanagi: bundle up, if you have a skin suit sewn up already it'll be nice and toasty. use your hairspray flamethrower and make it summery out. i have all those things and am totally wearing them tho i won't tease my hair it is still a good shaggy mess, my eyeliner is running from crying. ( i should know better than to ever watch the end of a queen documentary) jbananaz234: Make yourself a clay mask to dry up your tears... when it dries chisel it off your face and use as an artifact (telling people it came from the Egyptian tomb of king.tut. I can no longer produce tears... ColonelKusanagi: use artificial tears, saline solution or clear eyes what have you. or you can beat your orphans and harvest their tears for a similar use. more snow tomorrow jbananaz234: Go to your bedroom, draw the blinds, darken the room, stock with all the necessities...do not watch tv or listen to the radio, just play wire games all day in the dark... My dog has nasty smelling farts..  Wild__: Use the methane to construct a rocket and teach your son about rocket science. If it happens to land in Berlin than explain to him that revenge is timeless. My daughter has lost interest in pulling pranks, such as rigging her homework to disperse glitter on the teacher.  ColonelKusanagi: plant some seedy ideas in her head and hope for the best maybe she's working her way up to getting the principal's car on the roof. on a serious note, her teacher might be a giant bitch. my arms are looking too buff from shoveling ColonelKusanagi: get in your best disguise that you can tear away Chippendales style and get to robbing the bankers i keep getting distracted from the task at hand  Nicotina: Write instructions on the hand that is tasking. I can't find the correct size plinth block. jbananaz234: Go to the local plinth n dime store, dump everything on the floor and rifle through it all, until you discover they are all the same size.... throw your hands in the air and stomp out in disgust... My backyard is frozen... ColonelKusanagi: get a rocket powered wheelchair and rock out not having to stomp at all i've got a pinched nerve hurting my tootsies |
