Story Time - One sentence at a time. (Page 3)

Wonderbunny: He hoped that was the end of it as he was feeling very tired, ready for his bed, and to dream of witches in flowing gowns and see through gowns and mini gowns and no gowns...

Dom_92: Within a moment, he snapped out of his day-dreaming when he realised that he was getting strange looks from the passers-by. The wizard, feeling quite embarrassed by this, decided to walk off and enjoy a brisk, frustration relieving, walk.

Wonderbunny: He noticed that the trees had grown a bit since yesterday.

Dom_92: As a master of the great arcane arts and student of all things in the universe, he had developed a keen sense of being able to tell how fast trees were growing. Unfortunately, however, his capable senses were made a bit redundant by the fact that these trees had grown 5 feet within the past day, which any uneducated tree enthusiast would probably have noticed within a second.

Wonderbunny: There was only one possible explanation.

Dom_92: These were not trees at all! They were in fact...

Corwin: ... petrified Tyrannosaurus Rex farts.

Wonderbunny: Someone or something had stolen all the trees and replaced them with these monstrosities.

Dom_92: The entire forest was overrun by these misshapen shapes of solid methane. A fiery glint of determination appeared in the wizard's eyes, as he knew that the potential for another adventure had appeared before him!

Wonderbunny: And why were they frozen solid while the ambient temperature was normal?

Dom_92: This question was one of many that would need to solved if our wizard-hero was ever going to get to the bottom of this perplexing situation.

Wonderbunny: And if he didn't nobody else was going to.

Gaylexdresser: Suddenly it hit him like a ton of bricks . " I shall go back in time" he shouted.The wizard was,deep in thought,when he decided on which spell was best for the task .While in trance a wicked witch appears out of no where.

Wonderbunny: He didn't see her steal his magic wand and disappear just as suddenly as she had appeared.

Dom_92: In fact, he didn't notice many of the strange and wondrous things that happened while he was in his trance-like train of thought. He didn't even notice when a pair of elves came by and stole his slippers, or the disappearance of his wizarding hat by the hands of passing deer, and he was especially never going to figure out who stole his lucky underwear without him having a hint of an idea about it.

Wonderbunny: He only noticed the wand was missing when he finished his incantation, and was about to seal it with a deft flourish of the wand that had been with him since childhood.

Dom_92: When this grand finish came around, however, the spell was left in a disappointing state of anti-climax without his wand there to give him the power needed to make any more powerful of an effect than his instant embarrassment.

Wonderbunny: "Oh bother!" he said.

lummox: and called on his friend the spelling bee to finish the incantation through the medium of dance

Wonderbunny: But did he really want to go back to prehistory without his wand, hat and slippers?

Lilith___: Did he need to trim his nose hair?

Wonderbunny: If he did he'd have to go home and get his special trimmers.

lummox: or persuade some small furry animal to do the job for him.

lummox: whilst he carried on plaiting his eyebrows...

Wonderbunny: "Hmm. Too many choices. Must focus on the task in hand." he said.