Nounsense (Page 27)

JaneUK: Something is better than nothing?

Lilith___: 👍

JaneUK: 😊😊

L is B

lummox: Love is Blind

a W W is W M than T P M

lummox: a Willing Worker is Worth More than Ten Pressed Men

the B is F to the M

Lilith___: The boy is father to the man.

P is B than F

lummox: Persuasion is Better than Force

Every P P, and O M is V

Lilith___:

lummox: Every Prospect Pleases, and Only Man is Vile ☺️

Lilith___: 📃
In vain with lavish kindness
The gifts of God are strown;
The heathen in his blindness
Bows down to wood and stone.

Lilith___: How did you find that hymn? 👓

lummox: Hiya ☺️, wasn't aware it was a hymn, a curmudgeonly mate of mine was fond of saying it

Lilith___: What an interesting fellow. ☺

lummox: His penchant was for doing household chores for a dominatrix 😬

Lilith___: Wow. How did you get to know him? 😮

lummox: Met him through his best mate, who i shared a lover with, and went on to occasionally buy hashish from him. His name was Roger, but i nicknamed him 'Pirate', because of his jolly demeanor 😉

Lilith___: I like soaking in your short stories. 😂

lummox: Lol, ppl are strange

Lilith___: It's W not to be W 😉

lummox: it's Wise not to be Weird ?
it's Worrying not to be Wanted ?
it's Wearisome not to be Warm ?
it's Wonderful not to be Windswept ?
🤔

Lilith___: "It's weird not to be weird." - John Lennon 😜

lummox: My paternal grandmother met Lennon, but my memory of her is that she was a toddler when Custer made his last stand

Lilith___: Do you mean Battle of the Little Bighorn 25 Jun 1876 – 26 Jun 1876?!

lummox: Yup ☺️, though i have it on good authority that Custer didn't die at the battle, having been directing proceedings from the top of a hill several miles away.

Lilith___: They died with their boots on. 🏇