Curved Mirror (Page 12)

joe438: stop beating (after it's removed).

Go ahead, make my

Wonderbunny: dinner slave.

Tell the truth and

lummox: you might lose your job.

What a wicked web we weave...

joe438: into truly haunting fabrics.

It was the best of times, it was the

Wonderbunny: 1970s

When the going gets tough

lummox: try a little tenderness.

Whoever pays the piper...

Wonderbunny: pays more than their share of the entertainment budget.

One bad apple

lummox: Is the first step towards a glass of scrumpy.

A miss is as good

Wonderbunny: as a Mr. Damn that glass ceiling!

When one door closes

lummox: the little light goes off.

One swallow does not

Layla_Adrenalynn: cause pregnancy. :0

Fool me once...

Wonderbunny: and you don't get a second chance.

It's an ill wind

Wild__: that carries my farts to you.

When in doubt...

lummox: waggle it about.

As you sow...

joe438: you precede the reaper.

Failure will never overtake me if

Wild__: I overtake it first.

If the glove doesn't fit...

joe438: you're trying to put it on your foot. It's not a sock.

The past cannot be changed,

lummox: just rewritten by historians.

In for a penny,

Lilith___: and fake it till you make it.

When life itself seems lunatic,

lummox: treat yourself, you're right 😁

Good fences

Wild__: Are easily climbed.

For richer or poorer...

lummox: is a no-brainer.

Revenge is a dish...

joe438: you can't find in The Joy of Cooking.

Be not afraid of going slowly,

lummox: just of stopping altogether.

More speed,

Layla_Adrenalynn: more humps and bumps.

I want to ride my bicycle and,

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