Curved Mirror (Page 8)

joe438: is a slow way of making a pie.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist

lummox: is mad for it.

One man's meat...

joe438: is his dinner.

When you can't find the sunshine,

lummox: you're probably in Scotland.

There are more things in heaven and earth...

joe438: then there are Tupperware® containers to store them in.

Life is like playing a violin in public and

Lilith___: the rest of the time we need wages

He who laughs last,

lummox: took the longest to get the joke.

Jack of all trades,...

(Edited by lummox)

Layla_Adrenalynn: master of your own domain.

Anything worth having is...

joe438: probably already someone else's.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams,

lummox: carrying the sandman in a bucket.

Wake up and...

Layla_Adrenalynn: kiss my Daddy

Where there is Love...

lummox: somebody has yet to score.

All's fair...

Layla_Adrenalynn: In love and BDSM.

I've got two tickets to Paradise...

Lilith___: and reality is finally better than dreams.

Don't be so humble

Wonderbunny: as to think humble pie's too good for you.

Jack of all trades....

Lilith___: started with nothing, and he still has most of it.

He who peeps through a hole

(Edited by Lilith___)

Wonderbunny: is making bird sounds to attract a bird on the other side.

Let sleeping dogs

Lilith___: keep those dreams burning forever.

Praise without profit

lummox: Prays without prophet.

Look after the pennies...

WarriorMouse: so you can get the cheese on sale

A penny saved is.....

Wonderbunny: peed pants.

Don't count your chickens before

Lilith___: seeing light at the end of the tunnel.

If you are lonely when you`re alone,

lummox: become a phoney over the phone.

Keep your friends close...

joe438: unless they smell bad.

A friend is someone who knows all about you

Lilith___: and never asks for anything.

Women are wiser than men because

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