Whats your favorite movie quote? (Page 89) TheCovenant: How much does 4 cases of Molson's cost.? About as much as a bottle and 2 packs of smokes. Good friends.... Leave it to a bunch of idiots to rob you in a Communist country. 20 to 2, Canadian odds, come to my house and you'll get nothing. We'll we weren't doing anything at the time, so sure well pay for it, and don't invite us. Oh Oh, this looks bad to the principal.VIPeices of shit. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: There were three of them. It was like getting slapped around by a Pakistani vaudeville team. You know you've pretty much hit rock bottom when you've been told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup. BONNIE Can we go home now? TheCovenant: When that hottie who’s down for anything starts asking about the Peloponnesian War or themes in The Crucible, you know you’ve been duped by a teenager with a paper due in the morning. The Onion https://www.theonion.com (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: IT'S NOT PAYBACK. I don't answer to you. It's precaution. You want payback? You want to run? I don't care. I'm going to finish this thing. Not for Fenster, not for anybody else, but for me. This Kobayashi fainting cocksucker isn't going to stand over me. (Beat) All of you can go to hell. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: This is big business, Roger. Not anymore. I'm gonna burn it down. You can't. It's too big. United Food workers Union versus Big Business and the Pinkertons. Flies, twists and tooth pricks, that is How fights start (always starting fights where I eat, I'll go to the Sub Way). I feel safer already. Not,colonial New Brunswick, Mason, braid that and keep whistling. What started it. I don't know, two toughest kids on the Bloc, I guess. Sooner or later they are going to fight. It's that simple. Maybe someone just forgot what it was like? Well, Whois on our side? The undercover Pinkertons will squeeze this big boy for money and give you a cut of the tips in a plain brown envelope. How about letting the American Food workers Union in for benefits, pension and better pay. Where is my Union Representative? Two toughest kids on the bloc, sooner or later they are going to fight (Back). Pinkertons versus the American (First) Bulgarian (Third) miners in the USA, it got real ugly, real fast. They faced off against each other, went toe to toe, and it got real rough. It was going to go tow to tow but the President finally stepped in. Yeah, let him tell me about how he likes the workin' man. You care about nothin' but your own Pol@ck ass. Hey, blood, you double-crossed me. Tried to get me killed. I ain't your blood, motherf@cker! You do anything to stay out of jail! Even sell out on your friends. I ain't the one that sold out, you are! Yeah, you jive honky? You ain't looking out for nobody but number one. That's you, jive white boy! You ain't nothing, you n@gger. I hope your parents protect your ass, cos you'll have to hide! - Fucking n@gger! - Motherf@cker! They pit lifers against new_boys, young against old, black against white. Everything they do is to keep us in our place. What are the four types of cops: The one that owes everyone and helps no one. The one that that just stands around and punches tickets. The one that does nothing all day and still gets paid. The one that goes to church every Sunday, dresses up as the Devil every Tues day and uses every trick in the book. Why do vampires in capes avoid snakes, be cause when they hold out their hand all they get is poisoned and twisted together. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: I wouldn't want a short fuck, Popsicle bottle glasses mongoloid dwarf leering at me either, I am beautiful, I Deserve a pilot, so run him out of here, that's Ottawa. If you want a good time and a good woman, go to Nova Scotia, I'll go back to pay the tab, you go east to book it. (Edited by TheCovenant) LoisS: *Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling..... TheCovenant: You got the time? I'll make time. I need a new out laid on. Do you know it's blown? How can I trust it? Passports, traveler's checks, plastic. The plane, charter terminal, LAX, Hangar 17. Call letters are 1011 Sierra. Touches down, holds for you five minutes, then splits. The plane will stand an FAA check. Filed a flight plan, the works. - Hey, where's Chris? - He's gone. What? Said he's going on his own. Went to look for Charlene. - Didn't you bring him here? - Yeah, I brought him here. What happened? It's a free country, brother. Check in with me at 9. Everything's still cool. (Edited by TheCovenant) TheCovenant: We can't give you a pension, your not disabled your just crazy as shit. Don't worry about working, we will find you a job, he is not disabled, just crazy as shit. LoisS: *At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly. TheCovenant: - A friend of yours ? - We went to high school together. Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due. Ain't that the truth ! Seven fat years and seven lean years. - That's what it says in the Bible. - You ever kill anybody ? l hurt somebody's feelings once. - lnterrogation. - Watt ? - Methods to withstand interrogation. - You've done that ? We were taught to hold out indefinitely. - Nobody can hold out indefinitely. - Ah, is that so ? Everybody has a limit. l spent some time in interrogation... once. - They make it hard on you ? - They don't make it easy. Yeah, it was unpleasant. l held out as long as l could. All the stuff they tried. You just can't hold out for ever. - lmpossible. - How'd they finally get to you ? - They gave me a lemonade grasshopper. - What's a grasshopper ? That's two part gin, two part brandy, one part crème de menthe... Fuckin' smartass ! TheCovenant: KGB ? Ex-KGB. Heavy hitters, gamblers, lots of money, big cars. They live like Tsars. Throw money away. Fur hats are expensive. - And bodyguards. - Expensive coats, Dr Zhivago. l understand. Girl me no sta, like dem boy, deh wa' put ya down Me rada lift yo way high up off the ground Nuff of them fake them, the man a king, a clown Only t'inking 'bout them self alone I, I'd do anything I could four ya Boy, you my only (C that, girl) I, I'm gonna flip the pre-script on ya You don't even know me (uh-huh) 'Cause I-I-I, I don't even want to fight, fight, fight All I wanna do is- And a- And take your money M.I.A. Third world democracy Yeah, I got more records than the KGB. So, uh, no funny business Some, some, some I, some I murder Some I, some I let go Some, some, some I, some I murder Some I, some I let go (Edited by TheCovenant) LoisS: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? TheCovenant: Why can I never get a head. My paper schedder also has a printer scanner just above the spinning blades.... And that's good Luck. Grandfather Ivan, need more help, from the cripple. All he ever sent us was a bunch of lames (v.fr). Alas. Stay with him. Get out of here. Get out of here ! Get out of the car. Walk away. Walk away ! Walk away ! Go. Go. - l will if you will. - Justgo. Come with me. Forget about the case. l didn't come for the case. l came for your boss. l came for Seamus. l came four her. Just get out of here. l never left. Don't you see ? Get out of the way ! Get out of the way ! (Edited by TheCovenant) LoisS: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. TheCovenant: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper oh the uniform. I am luke skywalker I am here to rescue you. You 're who? I've got your R2 unit. I am here with ben kenoobi. This R2 unit of yours seems a bit beat up. You want a new one? Not on your life. That little droid and I have been through a lot together. ok r2? good Gold squadron, take off procedure. LoisS: *A long, long time ago, it was a night of great power. When the days grew short, the spirits of the dead, returned to their homes to warm themselves by the fire's side. All across the land, huge bonfires were lit. There was a marvelous celebration. 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