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GeraldtheGnome: This is a list of movies from around the world from 2001 (which really should be considered to be 2000).

AUSTRALIA : The Bank.

Silent Partner.

Lantana. AFI winner for best film.

Moulin Rouge! A crap movie if I've ever seen one.

The man who sued God. An unusual movie where Billy Connolly's boat (and I don't know the name of his character in the movie) gets struck by lightning so he decided to sue God after the insurance company told him that it was an act of God.

One night the Moon. That doesn't make sense, but that is the name of the movie. It is based on the true story of a young girl who went missing in the Australian outback in 1931. Which really should be considered to be 1930.

CANADA :

The Art of Woo: A crap romantic comedy.

Atanarjuat.

Century Hotel. A romance film, therefore it's crap. Next !

Druids. A good movie by the looks of it. YouTube It has one hot female in it at least.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Please tell me that this movie that looks B Grade is actually about some Mexican.

Last Wedding.

Lost and Delirious.

An annoying french movie, most likely from the segregated part of Canada.

See spot run.

The shipment.

Trains of Winnpeg. What a boring name.

Treed Murray.

Westray.

Wolf Girl.

For more information on these movies go to List of Canadian films of 2001 on Wikipedia.

IRELAND : On the Nose. The movie is probably good in a way, but it is so wrong and sick if you knew what the movie was about. Even I'm against the idea of that kind of thing being funny.

When Brendan met Trudy. A romantic comedy, therefore it is crap. Next !

Disco Pigs.

I have no film footage that I can get away with on here to show you.

NEW ZEALAND : NEWW ZULAND (PMSL. )

Crooked Earth. Crookid Irth in Kiwi.

Kung Fu Vampire Killers.

Her Majesty. Who I like by the way.

The Lord of the Rings : The fellowship of the Ring. I first thought it was a movie that was about Gays. I was wrong. YouTube Stuff political correctness, it's people not peoples.

Rain. A lot of that in New Zealand in July by the way. I personally found that out.

Snakeskin.

Stickmen. No it isn't a porno.

THE UNITED KINGDOM :

The 51st State. I still remember Samuel L. Jackson's, "Your da Man !", when he travelled to Melbourne and saw an Aussie Rules game for the first time. YouTube It looks like a good movie.

Another life. A drama. If I had another life I'd have everything that I want, the way that I want it.

Back to the secret garden.

Beginner's luck.

Birthday Girl.

Blow Dry. Not a porno.

Bride of the wind.

Bridget Jones's Diary. Boring !

The Bunker.

Captain Corelli's Mandolin.

The Cat's Meow. Not a porno.

Charlotte Gray.

A Christmas Carol: The movie.

Cradle of fear.

Crush. I've had many crushes.

The Emperor's new clothes.

Enigma. It's about me. No, I'm joking. It's about the WWII Engima machines.

The fourth angel. Who were the first, second and third Angels ?

Girl from Rio. A romance movie. Therefore crap. Next !

Gosford Park. Even the name seems very British.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone, I mean Philosopher's Stone.

High Heels and low lifes. Oh I can give you a whole list of low lifes, it includes female low lifes as well.

The Hole. Not a porno, it is a Horror movie.

Hotel. Check in to watch it. PMSL.

Inferno. A science fiction movie.

Iris.

Last orders.

Lover's Prayer. I hate the name of it. I don't want to see it.

The Luzhin Defence.

The Martins. A comedy that I know nothing about.

Me without you. No comment, I get angry about it just looking at the title.

Mean Machine. There's a few 'Mean Machines' out there.

Mike Basset: England Manager. A lame movie about soccer, a so-called 'comedy'.

My Kingdom.

Phoenix Blue. As opposed to Winnie Blue cigarettes ?

Strictly Sinatra. He's 'strictly' dead.

The triumph of love. What a mushy name. It must be a crap movie, I'm almost 100 % sure of it.