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jenine59
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Dan Gleebitz
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LiptonCambell
LiptonCambell: Hey! Its not supposed to be true!

Dan Gleebitz was once a leader in the Mafia, being responsible for many deaths. He faked his death years ago, and goes by Dan now...
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

Lipton was once a driving examiner for the Department of Motor Vehicles. Many times he used this position of power for his own personal sexual gratification, giving the applicant a simple choice:

Sex, or flunk.

Eventually, a data entry clerk noticed a pattern. There seemed to be a direct correlation between auto accidents - specifically FATAL accidents - and the person causing the accident having been examined by Lipton. Taking the advice of his attorney, Lipton left the DMV, and now works doing food preparation at a local Burger King.

How many innocent highway deaths have you caused, Lipton?!? How can you live with yourself?!?

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kritz0
kritz0: SITS once worried he impregnated a woman just by touching her on the stomach.
She then used his gullible self and squeezed every penny she could out of him for 25 years.





He still didn't get laid.
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jenine59
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bri
bri: jenine59 has a pair of bunny slippers for everyday of the week and names them all.
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jenine59
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LiptonCambell
LiptonCambell: jenine59 has a boil on her butt, named Susan, which sings show tunes.

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Wild__
Wild__: SITS was a very famous rock star most of his life. On 8/9/1995 SITS, tired of being follow around by loyal fans, staged his own death! (with help from the witness protection program)
He now lives in a 10 acre commune with other, thought to be dead, celebrities. Most notebly, Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett!

Rejoice all ye Grateful Dead fans, Jerry Garcia rocks on!

jenine59 was a "dead head" and followed the Grateful Dead around the country, attending more than 100 shows. jenine59's first born may be one of SITS's estimated 350 children world wide.

bri, LiptonCambell, and kritzO all grew up listening to the Grateful Dead in the back of their parents station wagon. They all cried their hearts out when they heard the news.

Here is a couple of songs and a look at SITS in his younger days.






Jerome John "Jerry" Garcia- 8/1/1942- 8/9/1995, R.I.P.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

You broke the ... cough cough ... "RULEZ", dude.

Let's see those rules again ...



The more stupid, tasteless and outrageous FAKE rumor, the better.

DO NOT ... make any post here that is not a FAKE rumor about the person that posted before you.

DO NOT ... post a FAKE rumor (or a true rumor, for that matter) about anyone other than THE PERSON THAT POSTED BEFORE YOU!

Danger! Danger! Danger!

DO NOT ... post in this thread if you have the slightest concern that someone might post a FAKE rumor about you that would offend you.

(You should have posted your FAKE rumor about Lipton, not me.)

Be that as it may ...


Wildman69er has a medical condition, one incurred when he entertained a "dare" by his college fraternity buddies, and was attempting to engage in sexual relations with a midget prostitute while bobsledding. At the moment of his ... um ... maximum sensory stimulation, he accidentally steered the speeding bobsled off the icy course, went airborne, and slammed in to a large Fir tree, resulting in the rather grotesque death by dismemberment of the midget prostitute and a massive head injury for Wild. He battled back, though, and after a long convalescence and years of therapy, he's back on his feet and nearly as good as new.

The one lasting effect is that he finds it difficult to follow instructions.

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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: In his defense, you do kinda look like Jerry Garcia....LOL
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Uh oh. Sixties was once a rodeo clown and dressed in pink bloomers and a flowered bikini top to entice the bulls.
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Wild__
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

(I continue to dress in pink bloomers in real life, and I seem to entice quite a lot of bull here in Wireclub.)

OCD has a large collection of department store mannequins, which she plays with like some kids play with dolls, making them to naughty stuff ...

... but she makes them do naughty stuff ... WITH HER!

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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: ROFL.

sixties was befuddled why the conservative media was concerned that the Senator from California upbraided the military for sending additional personnel to its base in Guam, fearing that the weight of all of these people would cause the island to topple.
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User   X
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GoofyGuy
GoofyGuy: Is Cartman's stunt double on South Park...
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authorj
authorj: GoofyGuy runs a homeless shelter for ugly people who can't find a place to live
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

authorj was, for many years, employed as a "fluffer" in the porn industry. In fact, he was the initial inductee into the "Fluffer Hall of Fame" in Studio City, California.

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Sweet_autumn
Sweet_autumn: i heard stuckln kissed a boy and i think he liked itXD lmao
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

(laughs)

No, that one's true! (But I continue to be a raving heterosexual ...)

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Sweet_autumn
Sweet_autumn: that made me crack upXD
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jenine59
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Sweet_autumn
Sweet_autumn: sadly XD
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