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jenine59
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Sweet_autumn
Sweet_autumn: m jenine touched a monkey lol
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Wild__
Wild__: Sweet_autumn performed in several porn flicks, most notebly "Orgy Island." After they found out she was 17 at the time she was banned from ever performing in the pornography industry, and had to recall all of the movies she "acted" in!
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jenine59
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Sweet_autumn
Sweet_autumn: lmao the third nipple got me
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jenine59
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Sweet_autumn
Sweet_autumn: true!
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User   X
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jenine59
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Sweet_autumn
Sweet_autumn: lmao
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User   X
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

Sweet_Autumn attempts makes a living sneaking a camcorder into movie theatres and making really bad copies of the movies playing, then trying to sell those bootleg movies in the alley behind the liquor store on the corner. It's not really working out very well for her ...

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oooREDEYEooo
oooREDEYEooo:
..."StuckInTheShit is actually an online paedophile giving out sweets in Autumn to little children in a yellow rain coat with a pocket full of hard boiled lollies"...!...

oooRUMOURED-FAKE-EYEooo

PS : '...so true'...
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I was here
I was here: Redeye is actually a space alien visiting Earth...
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

MsPippens has dead bodies buried in shallow graves in the crawl-space beneath her house. They're beginning to stink a bit, and her mailman is becoming suspicious ...

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I was here
I was here: Sits was one of the original Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz...
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authorj
authorj: MsPippins is married to six different guys and won't divorce any of them.
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Jenncross
Jenncross: author tried to tell the person he loved his true feelings but then started hitting on someone new before he said his true feelings.
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orkanen
orkanen: thanks Jenncross for teaching him how to masturbate budgerigars, using a rubber band, a 9 volt battery and a paper clip, whilst simultaneously singing Volare.
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jenine59
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orkanen
orkanen: wonders what is in the coffin jenine59 unearthed from the pet cemetery at 03:30 this morning after kissing him good night by the old oak, also realizing that she isn't blind, as she claimed. How could he have been so blind? Her arriving last night on an orange tricycle with silver tinsels and cowbells, wearing a mankini and matching wellingtons should have been a dead giveaway.
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Sables
Sables: orkanen is really a he/she and runs a cat house in Las Vegas where she/he moonlights as Elvis Presley at the local chapel playing the harmonica as besotted brides and grooms drunkenly weave their way down the aisle
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rbnprov
rbnprov: Has seven fleas and named them after the seven dwarves
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bri
bri: rbnprov has a ghost who she keeps in her closet and makes the ghost sing songs to her every night.
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authorj
authorj: When Bri is in bed with her man, she is fantasizing she is with me!
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