Start A FAKE Rumor About The Person That Posted Before You (Page 5) Wild__: Sweet_autumn performed in several porn flicks, most notebly "Orgy Island." After they found out she was 17 at the time she was banned from ever performing in the pornography industry, and had to recall all of the movies she "acted" in! StuckInTheSixties: Sweet_Autumn attempts makes a living sneaking a camcorder into movie theatres and making really bad copies of the movies playing, then trying to sell those bootleg movies in the alley behind the liquor store on the corner. It's not really working out very well for her ... oooREDEYEooo: ..."StuckInTheShit is actually an online paedophile giving out sweets in Autumn to little children in a yellow rain coat with a pocket full of hard boiled lollies"...!... oooRUMOURED-FAKE-EYEooo PS : '...so true'... StuckInTheSixties: MsPippens has dead bodies buried in shallow graves in the crawl-space beneath her house. They're beginning to stink a bit, and her mailman is becoming suspicious ... Jenncross: author tried to tell the person he loved his true feelings but then started hitting on someone new before he said his true feelings. orkanen: thanks Jenncross for teaching him how to masturbate budgerigars, using a rubber band, a 9 volt battery and a paper clip, whilst simultaneously singing Volare. orkanen: wonders what is in the coffin jenine59 unearthed from the pet cemetery at 03:30 this morning after kissing him good night by the old oak, also realizing that she isn't blind, as she claimed. How could he have been so blind? Her arriving last night on an orange tricycle with silver tinsels and cowbells, wearing a mankini and matching wellingtons should have been a dead giveaway. (Edited by orkanen) Sables: orkanen is really a he/she and runs a cat house in Las Vegas where she/he moonlights as Elvis Presley at the local chapel playing the harmonica as besotted brides and grooms drunkenly weave their way down the aisle
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