For those who want to learn about how to talk Texan.....here you go (Page 5)

harlett
harlett: Later..... good night
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcyh3S08d9Y

ROFLMAO!
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Yippee! Going for page 6!

RAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Wild__
Wild__:

Texas Driver's Application

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ________________

First name:________________

[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician


Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: __________________________

2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number of children living in shed: ___

Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe

[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest

[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know


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harlett
harlett: Ten warning signs that means you might be trailer trash:


Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.



LOL....
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: ROFL! Good ones!

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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Let me see, I simply MUST post some sort of drivel in order to bump this thread up if I'm going to compete with the trolls so...... Here you go!

RAAAAAAAAAA!

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Stewart75
Stewart75: You must first learn how to troll.............. to enable "drivel"......... "to compete with the trolls"..........

Just saying............ not trolling............
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Oh, but stewie, being a troll is not a good thing.

The fact that you say that you are not trolling doesn't mean that...you're not trolling. LOL
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Stewart75
Stewart75: Hmmm............ I guess........

......... that does make sense, right...?.............. Hmmm.............
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Go and think about it for a while.
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Stewart75
Stewart75: I will...... I just need time........... your clever stuff........ like GeeeZZZZ it's so hard to figure........

............ you know that right....?.................
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: It's not really hard for everyone else, stewie. LOL
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Stewart75
Stewart75: Guess I should learn the 'okie'........ yes....?.........................
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: "Okie" is a term used for people from Oklahoma. I'm not sure how to learn the "okie". LOL
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calybonos
calybonos:
40.....minutes.....later........and.........stuh....stuh....stuttering...stuh...stuh...stewie......

.......like....still.....hasn't.....figured it out.....yuh......yuh....yet.


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Stewart75
Stewart75: You sure gave yourself a quick thumb-up there old man................ 2 seconds max.......
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calybonos
calybonos: okay if you insist....I....weh...weh....weh...will then.
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Stewart75
Stewart75: To late, I did it for ya..............

............ too easy...........
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: That was a thumbs up from me, stewie......
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: That means one from you, one from me. That makes two.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: BTW, that thumb right there was from me.
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Stewart75
Stewart75: I know that OCDummy............. GeeeZZZZ.........

............ far too easy........................
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calybonos
calybonos: stewie always thumbs up my comments...he's a closet pig worshipper.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: OMG! stewie just had a BFO moment!!!!!
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