For those who want to learn about how to talk Texan.....here you go (Page 5) Wild__: Texas Driver's Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name:________________ [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No) Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse ____ shed ____ pawnshop Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know harlett: Ten warning signs that means you might be trailer trash: Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this." You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. LOL.... OCD_OCD: Let me see, I simply MUST post some sort of drivel in order to bump this thread up if I'm going to compete with the trolls so...... Here you go! RAAAAAAAAAA! Stewart75: You must first learn how to troll.............. to enable "drivel"......... "to compete with the trolls".......... Just saying............ not trolling............ OCD_OCD: Oh, but stewie, being a troll is not a good thing. The fact that you say that you are not trolling doesn't mean that...you're not trolling. LOL Stewart75: Hmmm............ I guess........ ......... that does make sense, right...?.............. Hmmm............. Stewart75: I will...... I just need time........... your clever stuff........ like GeeeZZZZ it's so hard to figure........ ............ you know that right....?................. calybonos: 40.....minutes.....later........and.........stuh....stuh....stuttering...stuh...stuh...stewie...... .......like....still.....hasn't.....figured it out.....yuh......yuh....yet. Stewart75: You sure gave yourself a quick thumb-up there old man................ 2 seconds max....... Stewart75: I know that OCDummy............. GeeeZZZZ......... ............ far too easy........................ | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |