A Million Funny little facts and laughs (Page 3)

OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Yes, that one! How do you do that one?
11 years ago Report
0
Corwin
Corwin: Yeah, that is a cool one.

Jack posted some very interesting facts... but they weren't very penguin related.
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: he posted the fat penguin I was looking for. Now all he has to do is tell me how to make fat penguins and I will show him how to make dumb monkey faces.
11 years ago Report
0
Comrade_
Comrade_:
You want the secret of the fat penguin, but can you handle the secrets of the fat penguin!
11 years ago Report
0
Corwin
Corwin: LOL. I can't get any emoticons to work for me lately.

Oh hey, here's another interesting penguin fact:
Did you know that if a meteor with equal mass to a penguin slammed into the Earth at near the speed of light, that it would create an explosion equivalent to that of an atomic bomb?
11 years ago Report
0
Comrade_
Comrade_: hmm interesting fact on penguins..the male emperor penguin stays and guards the egg while the female goes out to find the food, they find each other by a special call.
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD:
1) Gorillas can catch human colds and other illnesses.

2) A newborn Chinese water deer is so small it can almost be held in the palm of the hand.

3) Ostriches can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.

4) A lion in the wild usually makes no more than twenty kills a year.

5) The female lion does ninety percent of the hunting.

6) The only dog that doesn't have a pink tongue is the chow.

7) Turtles, water snakes, crocodiles, alligators, dolphins, whales, and other water going creatures will drown if kept underwater too long.

8) Almost half the pigs in the world are kept by farmers in China.

9) On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colourful.

10) Deer have no gall bladders.

11) There is an average of 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas.

12) Snakes are carnivores, which means they only eat animals, often small ones such as insects, birds, frogs and other small mammals.

13) In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they're moose hunting.
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: I know I dont want to meet up with an angry male ostrich.
11 years ago Report
0
Comrade_
Comrade_:
hmm seems females are good at hunting and bringing in the food...all I ask for is a sandwich though.
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: sandwich makings are in the fridge. Go hunting. lol
11 years ago Report
0
Comrade_
Comrade_: pfft where is your inner penguin and lioness, OCD? haaha
11 years ago Report
0
Corwin
Corwin: So, let's get back to penguins then, shall we?

How about this one.....

Did you know that more penguins die each year from Killer Whale attacks, then all the penguins killed in action over the course of the First and Second World Wars combined?
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: if the female of the species hunts it down and captures it at the grocery store and puts it in the lair, then the lions must get their own or go hugry. RAAAAAA!
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Why in the hell were they shooting penguins anyway?
11 years ago Report
0
Corwin
Corwin: Self defense..... the penguins shot first.
11 years ago Report
0
Comrade_
Comrade_: haa all right all right, for that I'd say "tux" is the code for the fat penguin.
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: what rot! that was a conspiracy theory. Penguins did NOT fire the first volley. They refused to be herded into work camps. It was self defense.
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: LOL. awesome!
11 years ago Report
0
Corwin
Corwin: Hmmm... that might be true.... but I do know that their inability to fly made the paratrooper battalions very appealing to them. More volunteered for service than were drafted.
11 years ago Report
0
Corwin
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: :gun: :gun: :gun:
11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: dangit

11 years ago Report
0
OCD_OCD
11 years ago Report
0