Bad ... REALLY BAD ... Advice For Readers To Share (Page 3)

harlett: sorry^^^^but that struck me as funny LOL

fairgojustsaying: It would be better to use staple gun on patch too easy to remove otherwise.

RUBY: I prefer the fake rumor thread..where is it??

PhoenixOracle: lmfaooooooooooooooo

fairgojustsaying: This one is in better taste and politically correct lol

I was here: If you really want to get on your sisters good side...load her hairdryer with baby powder. The expression on her face when she turns it on will tell you how much she appreciated your thoughtfulness.

davidk14: .

When you are in a restaurant, and the fat guy next to you has his hands around his throat, ignore him...he's just looking for attention.

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RUBY:

fairgojustsaying: When in restaurant don't be a wimp and spit in food out back do it in front of customer.

RUBY: wow..what did you people have today???

fairgojustsaying: This is a bad advice thread ..........people are mean

I was here: Don't let a little rain ruin your bonfire plans for the evening. Just move the kitchen table, make a ring with rocks, put a few buckets of sand down (this protects the floor) toss in some wood and there you go an indoor bonfire. Don't forget the marshmallows

Hyenablood: when there is a fire ban in places that are as dry as kindle, just icnore them and have a campfire. It helps if you bring along gasoline to get the fire going, and gather lots of dry twigs and branches and leave them close to the fire, we are lazy.

Hyenablood: when in a shopping mall, everything is free, so go and take whatever you want from any store and walk away without paying for it. If you offer money to the store clerks they will get very insulted and call security on you.

Hyenablood: when you come across a rattle snake, remember to always jab and poke at it with a really short stick, they enjoy that. How they show that they enjoy it is with a series of rapid 'kisses' delived to any part of your body that is close to them. You may start feeling light-headed and feel pain suddenly after the rattle snake kisses, just icnore all the pain and swelling, snake kisses are very very healthy for humans.

kritz0: What is icnore? Do you mean ignore? You spell everything else right and then bam. You spell ignore as icnore.


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Do you know who loves comic sans the best? Employers.
The best way to save a failing relationship is to have a baby, if that doesn't work...get married.

Xx_KrAsH_xX: If you find yourself out and about on foot during magpie season it is always best to walk directly towards their nest,the female magpie finds that as unthreatening and will leave you alone.

fairgojustsaying: Also during plover season they are expert 'jet bombers' with a claw in each wing but they love you to coo over their chicks and eggs and repeatedly greet you by nearly taking off your head, in a friendly way of course.

DawnGurl: Miss Manners suggests that when addressing handicapped people, point out their handicap repeatedly and chortle a bit. This shows them how much you care and is always met with an enthusiastic and appreciative smile.

DawnGurl: Miss Manners also suggests that if you ever find yourself in between a couple who's fighting, choose a side and vocally intimidate the opposing partner. Use force if necessary. Its even more beneficial if you arm the side you are defending with a sharp knife. Never call law enforcement officials; they always complicate matters and besides, they are very inexperienced in handling such dealings.