Bad ... REALLY BAD ... Advice For Readers To Share (Page 5)

Hyenablood
Hyenablood: when you go camping in bear country, make sure to leave your garbage in your campsite. Also store your food beside your tent, you'll need to get a snack at midnight, make sure to bring really smelly food like cheese, garlic sausage, meat, junk food, etc. Lock the doors to your vechicle cuz the woods are the prime hunting ground for car thieves.
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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: girls when out on a date with a boyfriend or guy, make sure to talk alot about another guy. Especially if that guy happens to be famous, rich and good-looking, talk about all of that, alot, your boyfriend will love it, because it will make him feel good about himself and how you feeling about him.
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davidk14
davidk14: .

Even though the DO NOT ENTER WATER signs on the beach say stupid things like SHARK WARNING or something stupid like that, just ignore the signs...they're not directed at you.

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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: when in mixed company, or at a family gathering, make sure to bring up intresting topics like politics, abortions, gay lifestyle/marriages, illegal aliens, unequality between the genders, and religion. That will make the party more lively and people will be sure to enjoy themselves and will leave as friends and best buddies.
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Karma
Karma: Everybody loves bird calls. Do them frequently and at top volume.
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fairgojustsaying
fairgojustsaying: If someone asks directions give them a laugh and send them the wrong way, they appreciate good humour. If you see them again, run!!
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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: when you are watching a tv show about wild animals or people doing stunts, and before the show starts, they say " don't attempt to approach a wild animal, or do not attempt these stunts"
go out and find some wild animals and approach them, and do go out and jump off your roof or try to outrun a train or play in traffic.
The producers of these show wants everyone to do exactly what they are showing, so go out and do what you see on tv, you will become a star and be famous !!!
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Karma
Karma: The best way to calm an unruly or colicky baby is to take it to see a film in a theater.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

(laughs)

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Karma
Karma: A large percentage of traffic jams are caused by drivers not paying attention. As a courtesy to any distracted drivers, you should honk your horn when traffic stops to alert the inattentive that they should go ahead and move.
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davidk14
davidk14: .

Jen said:

If someone gets bit..on their penis..by a rattle snake..just suck out the poison..and swallow...

David responds:

If someone gets bit..on their penis..by a rattle snake..sucks to be them.

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Geoff
Geoff: Methinks that some humour was lost, somewhere along the line.
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Wild__
Wild__: Its always a good idea to mouth off to police. When they say they are going to let you off with a warning, call him/her names. When placed in hand cuffs, spit on his/her face.
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__Kally_
__Kally_: put all your eggs in one basket
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Wild__
Wild__: Honesty builds trust, so always tell your sinifgant other when you have cheated.
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harlett
harlett: build mountains of lies you can jump off of and land on your feet...
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Wild__
Wild__: When hauling vast quantities of illegal drugs do not worry about tail lights, blinkers, or a cracked windshield. You clearly have more important things to worry about. If you are in a hurry, just ignore that pesky speed limit too.

And, when you get to prison always snitch on everyone.
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Robot Seb
Robot Seb: Listening to the Buckwheat Boys while at work, bad idea.

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ScuttleButt
ScuttleButt: When walking down a busy street, if you feel the urge to check/use your mobile phone, ALWAYS stop in the middle of the pavement to do so. This will ensure you don't bump into anyone walking in front of you. Make sure you stop suddenly and anyone who happens to run into you from behind? They should have been paying more attention anyway.
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ScuttleButt
ScuttleButt: When travelling by bus it is only polite to wait until you are at the front of the queue before reaching for your money/ticket. It is also polite to take of your jacket in the middle of the bus isle regardless of the queue of people behind you waiting to find a seat.

When you have found a seat, it is customary to use the head rest in front of you to make yourself comfortable. Likewise, when standing up to leave the bus, it is customary to use the head rest in front of you to pull yourself out of your seat, especially if there is a passenger with long hair already occupying the seat.

And finally, it is totally acceptable to listen to music on your phone without the use of headphones, play games with the music switched on and trawl through 100 new ring tones to find that perfect one, the other passengers love nothing more than to listen to tinny, crappy music choices. =D
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davidk14
davidk14: .

When in the front of the security line at the airport, it is ok to stick your hand down your pants and make sure everyone hears that you just moved your package around....oh it's fine to have a 4 day growth on your face.

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