lets have some fun

Sables
Sables: Jas and I have been talking and we need a good cheering up



list three totally different ways to spoil a dinner....
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Minxy89
Minxy89: pick your nose


eat with your hands


Fart??
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jjasmine
jjasmine: How about both at the same time + some caughing...
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Sables
Sables: having a little afternoon delight with your lover and forgetting about dinner on the stove...explaining it to your husband



lol classic, grab the salt instead of the sugar.....


sneezing on the platter as you are placing it on the table
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jjasmine
jjasmine: And tasting the broth with your index right after returning from taking your youngest one off the pottie after... eh, ya know...hehe
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Sables
Sables: lol one time my mom was eating pea soup and well you all know how bad that looks all yellow with chunks...lol I put some in my mouth and as I walked by the table I got "sick" on it lol she actually got up and hit me lololing
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jjasmine
jjasmine: Yeah, hitting...speaking of which...Picture the husband, being forced to feed the youngest one while mum is fighting with the 4 and the 5-year olds. Him promising ˝no more children˝ and she mentioning ˝ups, btw, I am a fortnight late...˝
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Comrade_
Comrade_: 1) Wink over to the couple on the left and ask the woman if she has a sister.

2) Make m-astubating motions on the bread.

3) Divert the conversation on yourself always interrupting her when she talks
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Lanra
Lanra: lol
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jjasmine
jjasmine: Looks like the Caveman is seriously practising visiting the restaurants with his (constantly different) fiancees...
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Sables
Sables: lol Caveman
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Lanra
Lanra: he brings his own butter for the bread
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Comrade_
Comrade_: ah jjasmine, how many times will I tell you that you're my one and only
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Sables
Sables: lol silly...creamed spread (omg )
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jjasmine
jjasmine: Aha - so it must be my new hairdo or my constant gaining kilos mixing the restaurant-receptionist saying ˝sir, you surely change the company on regular bases...˝ (I had no idea that was actually the restaurant we went to the other day)
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Sables
Sables: or maybe she is a blonde ditz and was so mesmerized by your beauty Jas she forgot what you looked like
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jjasmine
jjasmine: I better not translate my kids all the previous recipes now - baking a spongecake. BTW, Sably - thank you for putting a smile on my face, and all of you writing in here too.
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jjasmine
jjasmine: Holly smoke, Sables - why did you not tell me poor soul is blind?! I never make fun of the handicapped!
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Sables
Sables: lol Jas...thanks for the laughs everyone, brought a little sunshine on a rather cloudy day
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Lanra
Lanra: jjasmine


sable -- pea soup ... yummmmmm lol
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Sables
Sables: lol love it
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jjasmine
jjasmine: Before or after?
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Sables
Sables: before
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jjasmine
jjasmine: Before what? (darn - how quickly one loses the yarn while making baskets...)
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Sables
Sables: lol before it is "brought" up again
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jjasmine
jjasmine: complements on your language tonggue(stomach)twisting abilities
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