lets have some fun Sables: Jas and I have been talking and we need a good cheering up list three totally different ways to spoil a dinner.... Sables: having a little afternoon delight with your lover and forgetting about dinner on the stove...explaining it to your husband lol classic, grab the salt instead of the sugar..... sneezing on the platter as you are placing it on the table jjasmine: And tasting the broth with your index right after returning from taking your youngest one off the pottie after... eh, ya know...hehe Sables: lol one time my mom was eating pea soup and well you all know how bad that looks all yellow with chunks...lol I put some in my mouth and as I walked by the table I got "sick" on it lol she actually got up and hit me lololing jjasmine: Yeah, hitting...speaking of which...Picture the husband, being forced to feed the youngest one while mum is fighting with the 4 and the 5-year olds. Him promising ˝no more children˝ and she mentioning ˝ups, btw, I am a fortnight late...˝ Comrade_: 1) Wink over to the couple on the left and ask the woman if she has a sister. 2) Make m-astubating motions on the bread. 3) Divert the conversation on yourself always interrupting her when she talks jjasmine: Looks like the Caveman is seriously practising visiting the restaurants with his (constantly different) fiancees... jjasmine: Aha - so it must be my new hairdo or my constant gaining kilos mixing the restaurant-receptionist saying ˝sir, you surely change the company on regular bases...˝ (I had no idea that was actually the restaurant we went to the other day) Sables: or maybe she is a blonde ditz and was so mesmerized by your beauty Jas she forgot what you looked like jjasmine: I better not translate my kids all the previous recipes now - baking a spongecake. BTW, Sably - thank you for putting a smile on my face, and all of you writing in here too. jjasmine: Holly smoke, Sables - why did you not tell me poor soul is blind?! I never make fun of the handicapped! | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |