This Weekend ...

StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: ... Wireclub is apparently going to self-destruct in a spectacular fiery explosion, taking everyone with it.

I was nice knowing you all.
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Karma
Karma: I understand the upgrade will cause vasectomies to spontaneously reverse.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: My understanding is that everyone will be transformed into Borgs.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: * runs around in circles screaming *

We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!
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Karma
Karma: I hear that it's not that drastic. Minor glitches mostly. Like users developing warts and loss of bowel control.
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Harlet
Harlet: i'm going to retire too my stash of casual games till, it's over, fare thee well ye all till monday oops ruby just announce sunday and monday, till when ever .......................................
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davidk14
davidk14: Definately time to buy gold.
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Karma
Karma: THIS JUST IN ...

Standard & Poors has just downgraded Wire to AA.


Hi. My name is Karma and I'm a
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o_o Dilly o_o
o_o Dilly o_o: I heard that the company is installing special microchips on everyones account.....be mindful of how you dress or dont next time youre online
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Dress? What? With clothes?
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Hoodlum Forester
Hoodlum Forester: Well, certainly not the stuff you're wearing in that picture!
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o_o Dilly o_o
o_o Dilly o_o: Yer, ive heard about your online exploits....They will be watching SITS
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: What the hell!

How can they tell?
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o_o Dilly o_o
o_o Dilly o_o: Going a little off topic for a sec but last night on a local current affair show they were discussing the new security chips we now have in our credit/bank cards.

A guy was walking along with his laptop (not sure what program he was running on it) and as the public walked past his he could detect if the had a card on them and then could bring up their card number/name/etc....think the experiment was run in the US somewhere.... i should have paid more attention to it buttttttt

Maybe they can see you now SITS....quick get dressed.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Nah, I prefer to type nekkid.

(I can imagine readers wincing as they read that.)
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CoIin
CoIin: In the beginning Rod created Wireclub and it was good.

After several generations, Rod was angry. Wireclubbers had become bad. They were using lots of dirty words and committing unrodly acts on webcams. Some even doubted the existence of Rod.

Rod approached Colin, a notorious drunkard, but the only righteous Wireclubber left. He commanded Colin to begin building a boat. Colin replied philosophically "If the art of shipbuilding were in the wood, , there would be ships in nature "

And Rod said "STFU and start building. I'm going to destroy Wireclub in a massive upgrade.....

*lightning bolt*
*silence*


Many years later, Wireclub did return, but due to numerous flaws, many began to wonder if Wireclub had not been created at all and had in fact evolved through a process of software mutation from inferior chatsites like Facebook.
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Geoff
Geoff: **Stocks up on shotguns, bottled water and canned food**
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Anne aka Mags
Anne aka Mags: *sings with hands on hips*
"I'm a little teapot short & stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my....oops
I'm a sugar bowl!"

^^^implies my state of mind!
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Zoey234
Zoey234: *arrives on board with wide brimmed beach hat, flowing filmy peignoir and posse of hot males each carrying case of beer*....................
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CoIin
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PickledMuse
PickledMuse: apparently there will be a chat dress-code as well (i.e. no more wearing kinky Barney the Dinosaur outfits, Dora the Explorer chaps with Where's Waldo bustiers, birthday suits, and/or anything with a perverted mime theme)
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: I'll have to hang up my assless chaps?

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Anne aka Mags
Anne aka Mags: Dang. I was hope to be somewhat risque!
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Karma
Karma: I sign-in to Wire wearing a full-body prophylactic.

I have no idea where this place has been.
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CoIin
CoIin: I didn't feel guilty about being starkers till the snake fiasco
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