Want Everyone To Be Happy (Page 4) Aryaa: Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there PS: Just for laughs...No offense Aryaa: My wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life.... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her: 'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'. Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me....and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer,the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!! ....I ALMOST DIED!!! | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |