The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 2) slasian: @Jack Ethan The Game was super and your hope is knowledge now and the risk thing well you didnot risk any thing, had you gambled? Anh, Barca 3 Madrid 1, well done, it was a well deserved victory. "If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe". Kerry Thornley, said this in a very serious tone. Comrade_: El Clasicos are always worth it. "I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes." -F.Castro slasian: According to legend, just before climbing back in to the lunar lander, Armstrong Said, “good luck Mr. Gorsky”. These were indeed the true words of the wise men why here is the full story. When Armstrong is asked about it he would only smile but offer no explanation. Finally, in 1995, Armstrong told a reporter that Mr. Gorsky had recently passed away and he was now comfortable answering the question. As child, he had overheard his neighbor Mrs. Gorsky, shouting at her husband. “Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You will get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon. Edit wise words indeed. (Edited by slasian) slasian: oh Zerostate2 You still couldn't type the simplest words oh your mama must be proud of you for she too was queen of the donkeys amondegame: "If I want to talk to a vegetable I would plant potato" (By special request from a friend an old friend of mine Don't take it seriously Zerostate2 Yes you are a vegetable. slasian: So that's why it says legend. "Vagina can take more pain than penis" Julia Rosalva (Eva Longoriaya) in With OUt Men The movie, well it might up set feminist, but this words of the mayor, Rosalava, every thing there is right. slasian: "When I grow up I want to be a husband, that was my childhood dream" Dalye, in Horrible Bosses, ^^the sad thing is some of the people here do not understand the nature of being a husband, do you Zerostate2? ![]() slasian: "With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain." ~ Friedrich von Schiller For the love of Zerostate2 slasian: "You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong... the secrete of the secret ingredient soup is... Po there is no secret" Mr. Ping, (James Hong) Po's adaptive father in Kung Fu Panda revels to every one that, the world mostly offers a beautiful parcel wrapped by so vague and secret like covers that every one think some people are who they are because they know some secrete, yet the truth is they know who they are because they know that the secrete is many people doesn’t know there is no such thing as secret. The rest world will call them sagas, masters or enlightened one while only they know how to speak in a paradox and keep every one entangled with the ‘secrete’ behind them. amondegame: Long ago, in T'ang China, there was an old monk going on a pilgrimage to Mount Wu-t'ai, the abode of Manjusri, the Bodhisattva of Wisdom. Aged and weak, he was treading the long dusty road alone, seeking alms along the way. After many long months, one morning he gazed upward and saw the majestic mountain in the distance. By the roadside, there was an old woman working the field. "Please tell me", he asked, "how much longer must I precede before reaching Mount Wu-t'ai?" The woman just looked at him, uttered a guttural sound and returned to her hoeing. He repeated the question a second and third time, but still there was no answer. Thinking that the woman must be deaf, he decided to push on. After he had taken a few dozen steps, he heard the woman call out to him, "Two more days, it will take you two more days." Somewhat annoyed, the monk responded, "I thought you were deaf. Why didn't you answer my question earlier?" The woman replied, "You asked the question while you were standing, Master. I had to see how fast your pace was, how determined your walk is!" slasian: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?” Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro), in the, “Taxi Driver”. *When I said ‘wise’ words of ‘wise’ men, I was a bit sarcastic. slasian: "Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything". Homer Simpson on the Simpson Show. slasian: “One of the 25 similarities between women and fish is they are both attracted to shiny objects”. Barney Stinson, on How I Met Your Mother slasian: "Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson." Bart Simpson | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |